I Did A Thing

I Did a Thing

I cut my nails so now I can't pick at my flesh as easily. So that's probably a good thing. :]

Me when someone underexplains a topic I'm not well versed in: nods head in fear of being rude or looking uninterested Me when someone overexplains a topic I'm not well versed in: absentmindedly nods head and repeats some phrased so I can remember them better and/or search them up later Me when someone explains a topic just enough to get me interested: Listen, do you have the time right now to sit down and explain every. single. detail. to me? Because if not, I'm going to stop you right there so we can schedule it.

I'm crawling through your kitchen window as you read this. Your eggs are mine.

Money can't patch the hold in your heart, but it can numb the pain.

That, my friend, is why wills exist.

I just yawned.

When I was on break I ended up collapsing onto my bed and sleeping for like three hours. I think one of my roommates attempted to wake me up but ending up calling me in sick, but I haven't asked them.