One Underrated But Very Funny Feihua Moment Is When Di Feisheng Literally Folded Up His Own Skeleton

One underrated but very funny feihua moment is when Di Feisheng literally folded up his own skeleton to appear convincingly in front of a group of strangers as a 6 year old child but was still recognized by Li Lianhua the very moment he got there, and later he said to him “so you’ve known it was me since the beginning” Li Lianhua was like “I would know that resting bitch face even if you turned yourself into an armadillo”

"Do you think my master might be in hiding, under an alias?" — Fang Duobing to Li Lianhua, who is in fact his master who's in hiding under an alias

Mysterious Lotus Casebook (莲花楼) Episode 21

so i cant help but notice that two (2) times, twice, when Zhuge Qing and Wang Ye were shown, it immediately cut to the only real prominent established couple in the show -

exhibit a)

exhibit b)

additional evidence exhibit c) - that time when Wang Ye was perfectly comfortable walking around Zhuge Qing shirtless but got uncomfy when Feng BaoBao commented on him being hot when he was clothed

and also, just for funsies, exhibit d)

in conclusion, Your Honor

gay. and also married. the defense rests

Okay I take it back the actual funniest thing about how many people performatively hate on scum villain because they think it’s bad and trashy and irredeemable and Problematic is that they are unwittingly re-enacting an almost perfect impression of the main character, a young terminally online guy who hate read a trashy porn novel and got in so many internet fights about how bad and irredeemable and garbage it was that he died choking on his rage and was transported to suffer the role of expendable backstory villain in the world of this trashy porn novel he hated so much.

And that’s fucking hilarious.

Mysterious Lotus Casebook | that's not a lie

Shipping isn't trying to explain why a relationship is actually canon. It's not even trying to explain why it should or could be canon. Shipping is saying "wouldn't it be funny if these two fucked" and everyone needs to remember that.