Dean : Screams

Dean : screams

Y/n : screams louder to establish dominance

Cas : should we do something?

Sam : “observing” no I want to see who wins this

Sam : * teaching y/n how to drive * okay you’re driving and you see castiel and dean walk into the road .quick which do you hit

Y/n : oh definitely dean I could never hurt cas

Sam: * messaging his temple *the breaks you hit the breaks

[on a hunt]

Y/n : guys it’s alright we don’t need the guns I have a lighter we get some hair spray and make flamethrowers!

Y/n : let’s fry the bitches!!

Dean : you terrify me

Y/n : Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Dean : please just say fuck

[ Dean and Sam walk into a room ]

Y/n : *spinning around in a chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y-

Y/n : *chair continues to spin* shit

Y/n : *tries to stop spinning * shit!

Y/n : *grabs at random objects to stop spinning* SHIT!

Y/n : *falls out of chair* SHIT

Dean : idiot (-_-)

At an amusement park

Y/n : so what do you guys want to ride next

Dean : (points to castiel) I wanna ride that

Castiel: * chokes on ice cream *

Sam : could you maybe go one day without being gay

Dean : you’re asking for too much