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“When the handle has snapped off the basket that held all your eggs…” gone girl tier monologue

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

some older lady came up to me last night at a bar and asked me if i was a model and i dont think ill ever come down from that high ever again. my ego is the size of the sun i swear to god

IM F***ING DEAD?????

halflings love their new giant children

Brain consists of two idiots

Astronaut tweets