U Is For That Umbridge Bitch

U is for that Umbridge bitch🙄

The Fern flower is a mythical object present in Slavic and Baltic cultures. During the summer solstice (Līgo) here in Latvia, which is a giant, beautiful, rad pagan holiday, people talk about a strange flower that blooms once a year and grants various supernatural abilities to the one who finds it.

Man I love Līgo. It's kind of like midsommar

Edit:

I learned that "lets go find the fern flower" is a euphamism for "lets go have sex in the woods" lmao

Z is for Zote the Mighty!

R is for Ren Tao!

V is for.. well.. you know.

Noon at the apple tree