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I can always count on you, passive-aggressive remarks about me studying history.
Really craving some polly pocket clothes atm
Microsoft Word depreciation post
Sometimes I remember that they taught us that Columbus discovered America while trying to prove to Spain that the world is round and it's like someone poured alcohol onto the fire that is my abhorrence for the current American education system.
Having to scroll past brand information to get to Amazon reviews is the equivalent of scrolling through someone's life story to get to a recipe.
Just spent an irreplaceable amount of time looking for a name of a character that will be mentioned once.
And federal minimum is still $7.25 and enforced in some states...
With the popularity of the Barbie movie and everyone making Frankenstein-inspired films, I want to see a book-accurate adaptation featuring Ryan Gosling as Henry.
Looks like Duo is taking a page out of the tumblr bots' book
Politics aside, Chick Fil A's food is so aggressively mid.
Just saw something about "diy tortillas"
Like
I- it's called cooking?!
It should be illegal to make me get out of bed.
I think the fact that waterbottles/cups get trendy is so terrible funny but honestly kind of smart.
Middle schoolers be like "yeah all the kids have this several-hundred dollar cup so I want one, too"
And then they like, actually hydrate throughout the day.
Because it's popular to do so.
Finding out Honkai: Star Rail is giving away SAT prep books (among other things) to celebrate Dr. Ratio's release has made my year.
It's only downhill from here boys.
Hey, I'm just wondering where your boy is tonight...
Zelda: Link, you must slay the demon king Ganondorf with the power of the sages!
Link: *running around Hyrule getting his nails painted and looking for outfits he'll only wear once* You had me at slay.
Your Edward v Jacob is my Astarion v Gale
make a girl smile today.
give her a sword.
