Random Thought But Kaiser With A South (east) Asian S/o Would Be So Chaotic And Funny.

Random thought but kaiser with a south (east) asian s/o would be so chaotic and funny.

Imagine kaiser just walking inside your shared apartment with shoes on while you give him the "bitch you better take those off before I send you to meet my ancestors" look.

Or when he visits your home and grabs those metal cookie containers (it's always gonna be those danish cookie tins i swear) thinking there's cookies inside but no, he sees an entire sewing kit instead.

And he'll be suffering at family dinners bc he has the weakest spice tolerance known to man while you're calmly eating your lahpet thoke (လက်ဖဘ်သုပ် for my fellow burmese ppl out there who can read)

ALSO, asian families in general dislike tattoos A LOT so he'll desperately be trying to cover his up everytime he comes to visit your family. No way he'll be ruining his image infront of his future in-laws (wink wonk)

But I think he'll really love spending time with you during special festivals/holidays, just imagine him covered head to toe with colourful powder during holi or getting splashed in the face with a water gun during Thingyan/Songkran

Kaiser would also constantly bother you during praying ceremonies, it can be about anything really, from complaining about the numbness in his legs from kneeling for too long, to prodding at you and asking how much longer the praying session is going to last.

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