SORRY, BUT IM MOSTLY AN EVIL WIZARD WITH EVIL SPELLS.

SORRY, BUT IM MOSTLY AN EVIL WIZARD WITH EVIL SPELLS.

I CAN REINFORCE YOUR SKELETON THOUGH.

if there are any witches or wizards reading this and if it isn't too much trouble can you please send a spell at me? it can be any spell you want but please send kind spells, life is hard enough as is

“There is no test. Die” one of the most hard hitting quotes ever.

hello triple a game studio. it is the steam summer sale, one of the biggest steam sales of the year, and you have only put your video games on sale for 15-20% off. dangling above you right now is a safe tied with a fraying rope. there is no test. die

You can find the solution in the post. It counts if you step IN the ring and thus if you were to step over it you would be fine. The moment you set foot on the ground within the ring you are considered inside and thus under its effects.

The toadstools grew in a perfect ring the width of a child’s hula hoop.

They were upside down and clinging to the ceiling like stalactites.

“I have concerns,” she said.

“So do I,” they said. “If I step under it, does it count as stepping into a fairy circle? I mean, if a plane flies over a fairy circle it doesn’t count as stepping into it, but do the same rules apply if you’re walking under a fairy circle?”

“Right.”

“Actually, what is the area of effect for a fairy circle? Is it like a sphere that has the same circumference of the circle, so if I just duck underneath it I’ll be fine? Or is it a cylinder? How far up does the cylinder go? Or down, in this case.”

“Right.”

“Some of the many mysteries of the fey we may wonder about forever.”

They continued to stare up at the ring of toadstools. Thoughtful seconds ticked by.

“See, my concerns are mostly about how much moisture you have in your room.”

“Sorry?”

“You have mushrooms growing out of your ceiling.”

“Oh.”

She patted their back with sympathetic pity. “I appreciate that you live in a world of whimsy and delight, and I don’t want to squash that because I love you, but I also really don’t want you to die of black mold.”

“She’s right, you know,” said the goblin sitting upside down in the circle.

FOOL, I LACK THE MEANS OF PRODUCING URINE AND ALSO LACK AN EXCRETION METHOD. NO MATTER WHAT I DO I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO. ALSO I AM NOT A WOMAN.

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The description of spirit hosts describes them as drawn to war. What the fuck did this guy do to draw all of them in.

"So you collect ghosts?"

"Not intentionally. Ghosts are just drawn to me. I'm a ghost sponge. A ghost magnet. When I'm hired to check out a haunted house, I walk in and take all the ghosts with me when I leave. And if it turns out there's a demon the ghosts eat 'em. It's a very efficient system."

"...Say that last part again."

"The ghosts eat the demons. Like a pack of hyenas taking down a wildebeest. I've seen the ghost of a 90-year-old Ukrainian babushka tear apart a demon with her teeth."

WE MUST PURGE OUR SACRED LAND OF THESE FOUL CREATURES IN TIME FOR OCTOBER

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PORN BOTS IN THE #SKELETON WAR TAG