Ever Since I Was A Little Girl I Always Wanted To Get Hit By A Car In A Way That Would Make Me A Lot

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

cats will literally be loud and small and in the way

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

When BoJack Horseman (2014-2020) said "you can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it ok. you need to be better" and "all we have are the connections we make" and "I really should've thought about the view from halfway down" and "sometimes you have to take responsibility for your own happiness" and "you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, you turn yourself around, THAT'S what it's all about" and "things have to get worse before they can get better" and "in real life, the big gesture isn't enough, you need to be consistent" and "if we hadn't met each other until now, we wouldn't be the people we are now" and, my personal favourite, "every day it gets a little easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part, but it does get easier".