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what powers would a lizard devil/fiend/hybrid have?

all i could think of is: **limited** bloodless regeneration (skinks), invisibility (chameleons, if yer a dummy), super clingy wall climbing (geckos), venomous bite (beaded lizards, komodo dragons, and gila monsters), tough skin (scales), hours long breath holding [hybrid only, because i don't think devils/fiends need to breath] (most lizards reptiles can do this, don't test this @ home), tongue tentacle (chameleons, if yer a dummy 2), more sun exposure = more strength [not to a stupid extent tho, sadly] (poor understanding of exothermy), and claws! very sneaky devil/hybrid/fiend

How would my "Crusade of Carnage" alternate heresy go?

loyalists: Guilliman, Fulgrim, Curze, Perturabo, Angron, Khan, Vulkan, Leman, Lion

Traitors: Horus, Mortarion, Dorn, Corax, Magnus, Ferrus Manus, Sanguinius, and the Arch-traitor Lorgar

α/Ω: Alpha legion is still the fricking alpha legion.

How alternate heresy 3 came to be: skipping all the 1s that are on the "same" side as in canon. Ferrus goes the way of the Dornian heresy, and gets scaleid consumed by the void dragon (not chaos). Corax doesn't get discovered by the people of his world, kinda becomes a warp obsessed version of Curze. Fulgrim jusT BOMBS THE FRICKING PLANET FROM ORBIT! Perturabo's dad dies earlier allowing him to get to grips with himself, while Dorn had his anger spark early. Curze was adopted by a kindly gent and was taught right from wrong. Angron wasn't attacked by the Eldar but was instead semi-raised by them (With an army of eldar and gladiators, angron overthrew the high-riders and smashed all their totally not khorne stuff). Lorgar gains the favor of the 4 gods and Be'lakor.

Champions;

Nurgle and Tzentch have the same champions as canon

Slaanesh: Aloni Tev

Khorn: Dante

leader of the grey knights: Abaddon

undivided (i.e. Warmaster): Erebus

i like

Why don’t we ever see Kobolds living out in the arctic?

my stand is known as...

『Not Gonna Die』 appearance: a ~6ft humanoid resembling a male, unpainted manikin with a counter on its chest maxing out at 24, and claw/blade-like fingers abilities: "feel invincible"; revives the user takes 1 off the counter for each revive, "back from the dead"; revives a person/some people removing the counter = the number revived. can not use these abilities if the counter reaches 0. the counter restores itself 1 per hour without taking serious damage. can not revive those who have gone through too much decomposition stats: - power: c - speed: b - range: b (can revive anybody in line of sight of the stand and/or the user of the stand) - durability: c - precision: A - developmental potential: D

『Not Gonna Die・Freakshow』 appearance: a ~6ft humanoid resembling a male, unpainted manikin with a busted counter on its chest (the break is in such a way to make the counter look like it says ♾️), "wearing" a navy-blue, sleeved, full body cloak, and holding a "rune"-carved harvesting scythe

abilities: "feel invincible・Freakshow"; revives the user an ♾️-number of times, "back from the dead・Freakshow"; revives a person/all peoples an ♾️-number of times. No limit on decomposition, or even if they are in this dimension. Can set stands to 0

stats: - power: N/A - speed: N/A - range: N/A - durability: N/A - precision: N/A - developmental potential: N/A

namesakes: 4 skillet songs i like

If i could digimon series, the squeal i guess.. maybe

Note: i came up with another 1 and typed it up, also the quote marks is because these tamers don't actually have crests, but that they fill similar narrative roles

Goggle-head (ie the protag), but whom is the twin sister of "friendship" rookie: Dracomon x - note: just to tell the 2 dracomons apart champion: Coredramon (blue) Ultimate: Wingdramon Dark: Dorbickmon MEGA: Slayerdramon Note: She's really into tokusatsu, it annoys her sister dearly, also she has a hard time trying to say "Aruraumon"

"friendship" (ie the lancer), but whom is the twin sister of  Goggle-head rookie: Dracomon champion: Coredramon (green) ultimate: Groundramon mega: Breakdramon Note: Cranky edgelord, just wants what she thinks is best for others, also she had a hard time trying to say "Aruraumon" and when the twins bring their powers together; ULTRA: Examon!!

male "Love/Sincerity" crest rookie: Aruraumon champion: Arbormon - note: it's kinda treated as a champion ultimate: Petaldramon - note: it's kinda treated as an ultimate MEGA: Bloomlordmon Note: is in their school's drama club, has on 1 occasion each has mistaken 1 of the twins for the other

"Knowledge/Reliability" crest, who may or may not play with air soft Rookie: Commandramon champion: Deckerdramon - note: it's a champion.. yeah... Ultimate: Gigadramon MEGA: Gundramon Note: he is a "westaboo"

"Hope" crest Rookie: Bakomon Champion: Gladimon Ultimate: Knightmon MEGA: Slashangemon Note: He's just a lower class-man that gets rapped in to this series of shenanigans