Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

not now kitten. daddy’s writing a post for the three people who always give him notes on tumblr

Gravity Falls animatic!

A friend suggested the idea of a greentext horror story from the perspective of Fiddleford McGucket, and well i made it. Sorry that it’s a bit long.

Hope ppl enjoy

>be me

>have a wife, kid, and work my own tech shop from my garage

>get call from by old college friend I had a crush on

>he wants me to join him in a backwater town to help build an inter-dimensional portal for science

>travel across the country to help him

>he’s already discovered various paranormal creatures that live in the area

>a “muse” that he can only meet in his dreams is helping with the portal

>my crush on him returns

>it’s already xmas

>give him a snow-globe and hand made gloves

>visit home

>forgot to get my wife a gift

>she’s not happy

>forced to return sooner than anticipated

>have to save my friend from literal crampus the day I get back

>he is acting weird every now and then

>tells me he’s letting the other-dimensional muse have free control of his body

>something is wrong with this

>his muse, “Bill”, and the portal becomes all he talks about

>the tapestries won’t stop staring at me

>start losing sleep

>tried telling my friend this might be a bad idea

>the research is more important

>after many months the portal is ready to be tested

>things go horribly wrong

>almost get pulled through

>I saw the other side

>it’s worse than anything ever possibly imagined

>“Bill” is not what it seems

>get pulled back to safety

>try to warn of what will happen if the portal is ever opened again

>quit on the spot

>the guilt consumes me

>it is always watching

>can’t sleep at night

>want to forget

>only thing I can do is make myself forget

>invent “memory gun” to erase specific memories

>use test it on myself

>I feel so free

>create a group to help others forget their bad memories

>nothing in this town is normal

>it’s terrifying

>it’s everywhere

>use the memory gun to forget

>start forgetting some words

>there’s something in the lake

>hair keeps falling out

>when did my beard get so long?

>I can’t see myself in the mirror

>that couldn’t be me

>I don’t look like that

>I don’t…

>I don’t remember anymore