Of Insults And Flowers

Of Insults and Flowers

Summary: You weren’t sure what to expect when a hot customer comes barging into your shop, but the depletion of your flowers representing insults and falling in love was definitely not on the list.

Written for the  BTS Ghostie Writers Bingo Bash. Prompt: Florist!AU

Pairing: Jungkook x n. Reader

Genre: Fluff, one sprinkle of angst, humor, florist!AU

Warnings: Some language, cheesy flirting, kissing, an innuendo, Jin being the best chaotic friend, brother, and boss a person could ever want.

Word Count: 5,363

The day at the shop has been slow. Here you are trimming yet another thorn off yet another rose. One large pile on the left slowly shifting to become a large pile on the right. Your phone is hooked up to a little speaker playing music that’s irresistible to dance to.

The clanging of the bell on the door makes you squeak as you quickly look up. Your dancing form is frozen as you hope that they didn’t see your booty shaking.

A young man strides forward purposefully, large eyes intently focused on your form behind the counter. Crap he totally saw you dancing.

Double crap he is super-hot.

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still with you ┃jeon jungkook

pairings: idol!jungkook x non-idol!reader

words: 2.6k

genre: fluff :)

synopsis: you miss jungkook while he’s away on tour, but he reminds you that he is still with you no matter what. 

warnings: cute shit ahead, angst if you squint, might make you smile.

a/n: ahhh omg admin 2 is here to save the day. june has been a really shitty month for us when it comes to giving you guys some fics and we’re sorryyy. butttt here is some jk fluff inspired by his song still with you, bc omg it is so good and i listen to it like all the time lmao. when i listened to it, i got inspired to write a little oneshot ahaha. okay this is getting long lmao, love you all <3.

disclaimer: This is a work of fiction from our imagination. It is not intended that the plot, theme, original characters, idols, etc. portray any real-life events/people. Plagiarism is NOT tolerated on this blog. If you believe we have copied an existing authors’ work, please message us privately. thank you and enjoy :)

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micro-orgasm (m)

➾ 3.7k

➾ warnings: blowjob, mentions of cum, lab equipment (not in the way u imagine), jungkook being an idiot, humiliation (also not in the way u imagine)

➾ summary: biology lab takes an entirely different spin when you find something unexpected in your cheek cell sample. 

➾a/n: follow up drabble that takes place after instant gratification, but it functions as a standalone too!! i am not a scientist whatsoever, and i have no idea if this is even possible or not, but this was just 100% crack so i hope u guys enjoy!!!

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Sweaty Spaghetti

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader Genre: Crack, Fluff Rating: PG Words: 662 Warnings: swearing

Summary: You won’t admit it out loud, but Jungkook’s smile just might be your favourite.

Note: unedited because I’m a fool. Requested by @moonmintrails​​ for Drinks & Drabbles: I would like to order: jungkook + vodka + emis iconic lines 💕💕

The first time you say it in front of Jungkook, he looks at you with wide eyes and flicks his head toward you in a flash.

“Did you just say… sweaty spaghetti?”

You look at him, unsure of how to reply. You curse at yourself for your weird phrases. “… yes?”

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tangled webs | jjk

— pairing; spiderman!jungkook x reader

— genre/au; soulmate au / spiderman au / angst, fluff

— rating; pg15

— word count; 14.1k

— warnings; mutual pining, swearing, non-graphic violence, threats, knives, attempted mugging, angst, near mcd, guns, kidnapping, fainting, explosions/bombs, weapons in general, fighting, injury, taegikook are little shits, idiots being idiots

— summary; Soulmates are tricky thing. Not everyone is lucky enough to have their destinies intertwined with their missing piece. Signs come in dreams for those fortunate souls; short bursts that are barely memorable when the sun rises. As for you? Flashes of red and blue are your only indicators to the identity of your other half.

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» this fic is dedicated to my fellow marvel stan @rkivenamu​​​!!! the very talented @httpangelicjimin​​​ made the banner, and my wonderful friends @jeonstime​​​ @moonmintrails​​​ and @jinniesbby​​​ beta read 🥺💕

» a special shoutout to my literal best friend of two years, my soulmate, and my partner in crime @galaxy-parker​​​ for brainstorming this with me on a warm summer night a little over a year ago. i’m glad that i picked the story back up and i’m so thankful for you being so encouraging. I LOVE YOU SANNA!!

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You wake with a gasp, breathing heavily as you attempt to shake away the phantom feeling of rain running down your face. Closing your eyes, you try to piece together the scattered details of your odd dream, but nothing resurfaces. All that comes up is the incredibly realistic feeling that droplets of rain are soaking your hair and face, a sharp tug to your gut indicating that this was no ordinary dream.

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My Best Friend

↳ Header is made by yours truly, and the photo used can be found here.

—Pairing: Jungkook x Reader (Female OC) —Genre(s): Romance, Fluff, & Crack/Humor —AUs/Tropes: Childhood Friends, F2L, Non-Idol! —Warning(s)/Rating: Swearing, mentions of jealousy, mentions of sex (JK lost his virginity in high school uwu) / PG-15 —Word Count: 1,416 —Summary: After listening to your favorite song as you and Jungkook continue on your merry way to an unknown destination, you decide to confess your hidden feelings for your best friend. Talk about a random moment of motivation.

—A/N: Good morning peeps! I am here with another drink request! This drink was ordered by @dreamingofkoo​​ aka Calzone, and she wanted Jungkook + Wine! I hope it’s romantic enough for you, and thank you for stirring up dormant JK feelings! As always, feedback (constructive and/or positive) is always welcome!

Also, this is written for @bangtan-dreamland​‘s Drinks + Drabbles game! Thank you Eris and BHQ for creating this fun net game!

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