I Have Been Sooo Busy And I Am Soo Sorry For Not Being As Active. I Just Started A New Job So Im Getting

i have been sooo busy and i am soo sorry for not being as active. i just started a new job so im getting used to that. ANYWAY ill be writing more bc i have finally have some free time and days off. feel free to send some requests or ideas on what to write :))

IM ALSO FINISHING SOME WRITINGS SO THOSE WILL BE DONE ASAP!!!!!!!

thanks for your patience <3

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”

SMELLS !

how i think different jackass and cky crewmates smell

WRITERS BLOCK 🥳

jackass crew ↓

johnny : def coconuts or aftershave during the morning and whiskey during the night

ehren : for some reason i feel like he smells like minty chocolate, or just mint without the chocolate

steve : sandalwood and citrus ( from the orange he dripped all over his shirt )

dave : i feel like man smells like that one childhood smell you cant remember what its from but you smell it sometimes. or shit.

chris : shaving cream and candy

weeman : from the amount of baby powder hes had sprayed on him, i feel like its permanently just ingraved into his dna to smell like it

cky crew ↓

bam : yknow the smell before it rains, or like that fiji old spice deodorant

ryan : the forest after it rains and snow

dico : freshly cooked chicken strips. no im jk. kinda. the smell of pancakes after you just woke up from a rough night

rake : bro totally smells like slushies and the inside of a 7/11 in the morning

raab : yknow the smell of that man musk that smells kind of good but at the same time kind of gives you a headache, and it literally sticks to you after you sit next to him for to long. but like in a good way.

Can you do a road trip with the crew of viva la bam and reader?? Cause it would be very chaotic with them all in one car, like someone would try to fall asleep on y/n’s shoulder (probably Ryan) and she tries to stop them, but they get like (probably dico’s) ass shoved in his face. And the rotation would end up with y/n not driving because they think she shouldn’t drive, and she ends up with a Raab sleeping on her shoulder in peace because she’s nice y’know? Would it be to much to ask if she could give them like a Green Day CD to listen to (preferable Dookie or American Idiot)??

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On The Road

A/n: Omg yeah ofc!!! I’m so sorry this took so long to make I’ve been super busy!

Summary: Road trip with Viva La Bam

Warnings: Swearing

It was anything but a thought out plan, but that was to be expected when hanging out with Bam and his crew. They all decided that it would be a great idea to drive to Las Vegas from West Chester because they’ve only flown and in Bam’s words “It’d be an experience”

Because they’ve known Y/n since childhood, getting her to come along was easy. She loved tagging along and hanging out with them as much as possible.

Y/n was in a deep sleep. She had her alarm set for 6 am to get ready to go on the 36 hour road trip. Bam and the others had woken up and gotten ready earlier. Bam had a key to her place and brought everyone into her house to wake her up. Of course he warned her parents beforehand.

They quietly walked into her room, holding in their laughter. After counting down from three they all simultaneously pressed down on the airhorns. Y/n sat up and screamed. “I can not stand you guys!” She rubbed her eyes and glanced over at the clock on her nightstand. 5 am. With a sigh, Y/n got out of bed.

***

It was the first hour of driving and they already made ten stops. It was mostly because Dico kept having to pee. He drank an entire jug of water just because Rake swore he couldn't do it. It was impressive but now everyone had to pay the price. Bam was getting impatient and told him that he couldn't pee unless he just peed in the jug. Which only started another bet to see if he could fill the jug back up. Between the sound of Dico peeing and Raab snoring in Y/n’s ear, the snoring was definitely easier to tolerate. 

Ryan was driving which meant he would be playing the music he liked. Bam was in the front seat of the rented van Dico and Rake were in the middle row and Y/n and Raab were in the very back. 

The rotation was completely random and just depended on who seemed more capable of driving. Y/n was an absolute no on driving. It wasn’t that she was the worst driver but she wasn’t even close to being the best. The amount of times that all of them had there hands on the grab handles in the car when she turned a little too hard or drove too fast was enough for her to not be picked to drive ever. Even if it was just down the street they all collectively hated her driving. 

“I’m hungry” Raab groaned over the music. He was sitting next to Bam who was trying to sleep while Rake drove and Ryan held a map ready to give directions in the passenger seat. Dico and Y/n were in the middle going through CDs.

After stopping to get something to eat Rake continued to drive and Raab took the passenger seat, Ryan sat beside Y/n in the middle and Dico sat on the other end. 

Ryan wanted to sleep for a little bit so he leaned his head on Y/ns shoulder and closed his eyes. She tried her best to get him off of her but it was no use, he wasn’t budging. Dico made some hand movement catching her eye. He pointed at Ryan and did something with his hands to say “move his head again” How she knew that blew her mind, but she agreed and decided to push his head one more time. 

This time when she pushed he sat all the way up with his eyes still closed, but he quickly fell over to Dico’s side which apparently he had planned because there he crouched with his pants down and his ass completely out. 

As soon as his face touched his ass Ryan immediately popped up and glared at the two. There was no use arguing with him even if that wasn’t her intention. They both had something coming for them.

By the end of the first day they were half way there. They stopped at a random hotel to sleep for the night. It was nicer than expected. Normally Bam got the cheapest one for shits and giggles but this time he actually got one you could sleep in.

Ryan and Rake took the floor but only if they got the comforters from the bed. Dico was a hot sleeper and didn’t mind and neither did Raab who was sleeping right beside him. Bam and Y/n slept in the same bed but Bam made sure to set up a divider. He made jokes about seeing Y/n’s face when he first woke up but he really wanted to give her space.

In the morning Raab was the last one to wake up. Everyone stayed as quiet as possible before Dico blew an airhorn in the room making him jump up.

Ryan got Y/n back by holding her face into his armpit, which didn’t smell too bad but it wasn’t a great smell. Dico wasn’t on edge at all because he was coming up with counter pranks to get him back. What he wasn’t expecting was to lick the bottom of Ryan’s shoe. 

Ryan gave him a choice his shoe or one of the tires. It wasn’t much of a difference because both were insanely gross but he picked the shoe and did it on camera.

Y/n rode in the passenger seat while Dico drove. “C’mon play something good I’m tired of Rakes music” He groaned and stated imitating Rake’s metalhead voice.

“Okay okay! Dookie or American Idiot?” She asked grabbing both CDs and waving them around. “Not dookie cause I really gotta take a shit”

“Ew” She gave him a disgusted look while he threw his head back and laughed. Y/n put in the American Idiot CD and started to sing along and dance.

“This album is pretty good I do prefer Dookie though” Ryan chimed in. Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed.

When Bam woke up he started to get antsy, “Are we there yet? I'm getting sick of sitting in this fuckin van”

“We’ll stop in like 30” Dico said making Bam whine. At the gas station they stopped at Bam stretched out his legs and skated around. He made sure to go inside and buy a drink and some snacks. It would've just been that if he didn't see the stand with cans of silly string near the cash register. Dico honked the horn and waved his arms up at Bam who slowly walked out of the door with bags in his arms and candy in his mouth.

Y/n thought it’d be a good time to take a nap so she leaned her head onto Raab’s shoulder and started to fall asleep, or as best as she could because soon after Raab was asleep and snoring right by her ear. 

Bam who sat next to them turned to the sit and saw them sleeping, deciding it was the perfect time to get the silly string out. He quietly reached into the and began shaking a can. Dico of course made a few jokes about the way he was shaking it, which made Bam roll his eyes but laugh because it was funny. 

He sprayed the string onto the both of them making Y/n instantly sit up. Raab of course was still asleep and probably would be for a few more hours. “Awe c’mon Bam!” Y/n shrieked getting it off of her face and out of her hair. She glanced over at Raab and took it off of him throwing it at Bam. They both wrestled and tried to get string on each other but quickly got tired. 

“Ryan how much longer? We’ve been in this care for wayyy too long!” Y/n complained which wasn't annoying at all compared to how many times Bam had done it. He looked at the map and guessed where they where exactly. “About 2 hours give or take” 

“Yeah so no more stops, if you have to piss do it out the window” Dico cackled at his own joke making Ryan shake his head and laugh. 

In the two hours it took to complete the trip, Bam had completely recked the back of the Van, Rake was throwing a tantrum about having mustard on him, Ryan was trying as best as he could to not pee himself, Dico drove way over the speed limit trying to get Ryan to the nearest bathroom, Y/n had a mixture of mustard silly string and a bunch of other stuff stuck in her hair thanks to Rake and Bam’s fight, and Raab was still asleep. 

“Well, at least we made it” Bam laughed as valet took the van to the parking lot, 

“Yeah remind me to never do this again. Especially if my hair is in jeopardy” Y/n sighed and grabbed her luggage as she walked into the nice hotel Bam had gotten. 

“It almost makes it worth it” Ryan looked around and nodded in approval. Bam checked in and to her surprise she got her own room. 

“Alright its five o clock, lets get ready, go eat, gamble, and go to a club or something”. With no objections everyone left Y/n’s room and to their shared one.

As she unpacked she looked through the camera that she brought. The pictures made her laugh, she remembered taking most of them but the others had to have been taken by Bam. There was a picture of her sleeping on Raab and her and Bam at the hotel arguing. Rake yelling at Bam over the mustard. There were also pictures of all of them at every state they went into as well as the welcome sigh they drove passed. She smiled to herself and started to get ready. In conclusion it was a really fun trip and she wouldn't do it with anyone else

The thought of driving alll the way back crossed her mind and she sighed and really tried to savor the moments outside of that dirty van that would definitely be destroyed by the time they got back. 

NSFW Alphabet: Chris Raab/Raab Himself (CKY/Jackass/Viva La Bam)

I was super excited to write this! I adore Raab, he’s so fucking adorable. Again, the cut is before the GIFS for these alphabets now cuz tumblr was glitching every time I tried to put the cut directly above the actual alphabet. As usual, these are much quicker and easier for me to write than regular fics, so I’m sorry that these tend to come out before previously requested stuff. Enjoy :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Any aftercare that happens after sex is given to Raab by you, not vice versa. You always take on the dominant role; I can’t even picture him being in charge or punishing you or doing anything like that, partially cuz he’s more submissive but also partially cuz he’s just too sweet to do anything that would hurt you. For Raab, the aftercare that you give him is usually more along the lines of “praising him for being a good boy, getting him a snack and cuddling under the covers with him” than “kissing any bruises and making sure he’s okay”, as you rarely (if ever) punish Raab or get rough enough to cause him any kind of pain. He also doesn’t really need to be reassured about anything because you never really degrade or humiliate him. He’s just so sweet and so eager to please you that it’s hard to say or do anything mean to him. He’s always on his best behavior and does anything you ask him to, so there’s never any reason to get mad at him or to warrant punishing him unless you purposefully set him up to do something that allows you to punish him. A typical aftercare session with Raab consists of you cuddling him, rubbing his back, stroking his hair, telling him how good he was for you and how pretty he was, and then getting him a snack and turning on a movie or show to watch together. He’s usually a little tired but always in a good mood and eager to be cuddled or spooned.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I feel like Raab would just be so grabby and touchy and affectionate that he’d have a hard time picking a favorite part of you, but there’d definitely be special attention given to your lips, cheeks and neck. They’re his favorite parts to shower with kisses cuz they’re so soft and so close to his face so he can easily just press kisses to them while you’re having sex. He also really likes when you’ve both just showered and he can bury his face in your neck and smell your body wash. You can pick whatever part of him to be your favorite, but you’ve got to admit that he’s got the cutest smile ever (and gorgeous teeth??).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Raab would try his hardest to be clean with his cum and not make a mess, but he’d absolutely fail. He can’t help it, his orgasms kind of sneak up on him and he barely has time to aim his cock away from you before he cums. His loads are pretty big and pretty wild, and if he gets to pick where he cums, he’s probably gonna pick your chest or your inner thighs. If he really doesn’t wanna inconvenience you, he’s just gonna cum on himself (his belly or thighs or wherever it ends up going). In general, he doesn’t mind cleaning it up but secretly loves when you lick it up instead.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Raab definitely has a secret exhibitionist/public sex kink of some kind. He wants people to see that he’s a perfect, good, well behaved boy for you and that he does a good job pleasing you, so he’d love if it you fucked him in a place where people (his friends, mainly) could see and/or hear it, like a public restroom or a closet or in the living room of a house when other people are in said house too. If you directly asked his friends to come watch the two of you have sex, he’d be so into it and would try even harder to be good for you. He’s definitely a bit of an attention whore, but it’s out of a desire to show people how much he loves you and wants to make you feel good.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Honestly, Raab seems like the type who didn’t get a whole lot of experience in during high school and college (or even during the CKY/Jackass series/Viva La Bam era in general), so I wouldn’t be shocked if you were his first or at the very least one of his first. He’s not entirely sure what’s he’s doing, and you definitely have to teach him some stuff, but he’s got tons of energy and eagerness and his main goal is to please you, so that makes him a fast learner. He’s still not super confident in his abilities when it comes to certain positions and stuff like that, so you’re usually the one in control during sex and you always give him plenty of directions and guide him through something if he’s not sure what to do. He was super excited to go down on you, and you honestly didn’t even have to teach him how to do it cuz he put so much enthusiasm into it and went out of his way to ask if something felt good for you or not. That’s one thing about Raab; he doesn’t always know what he’s doing or where something’s going, but he’s eager to get there. He’s very enthusiastic about it and loves talking a lot during sex, so there’s always plenty of communication.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He’s very attached to missionary style, mainly because he loves being able to bury his face in your neck and have his body pressed up against yours and he likes that you’re right there for him to kiss you and moan/talk in your ear and smile adoringly at you. Reverse missionary (you flat on top of him) is also nice, and he likes that one just as much cuz he doesn’t have to have any control. I don’t know if he’d be all that into cowgirl, but I think he’d like that position where you sit in his lap and ride his cock cuz you always have your arms around him and are, again, pressed right up against him with your faces close to each other. He just really likes cozy, comfortable positions; he can’t do anything that feels cold or unattached and especially dislikes having to be in control of the positions and movements. He’ll honestly let you fuck him wherever though; you could have him lay on the floor while you ride him and he’d be perfectly happy with that, and he’d definitely be down for sweet sex against the shower wall.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very goofy :) I can’t see Raab ever being all that serious, he’s always so happy and sweet and in such a good mood when the two of you have sex. I can picture him constantly breaking down into giggle fits and shooting you toothy grins during the whole thing, and a lot of the stuff he says is just him complimenting you and telling you how good something feels. He doesn’t really make jokes or say anything funny, but he’s a very kind, cheerful, lighthearted guy and that rarely (if ever) changes unless he’s sad about something. Even if Bam and the others burst into the room and started picking on the two of you for fucking, Raab would still be in a good mood and he’d laugh about it cuz why should he be embarrassed about having sex with his gorgeous partner?

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Definitely well shaved and well groomed. I feel like he probably wouldn’t have all that much hair down there anyway, but nevertheless he keeps it pretty well groomed. He’s kinda clumsy with it though, so don’t be shocked if he accidentally gets a cut on his balls. Probably the same color as the hair on his head, if not slightly darker.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Raab’s definitely more sweet and cuddly and affectionate than he is romantic or overly intimate. He loves complimenting you (and especially loves you complimenting/praising him and calling him a good boy) and showering you with kisses and he really loves spooning or cuddling with you in bed. His idea of the perfect cuddle session is the two of you in a soft, warm bed with tons of blankets, him curled up against you with his head against your chest as you rub his belly or his back or play with his hair and tell him how good he is for you and how much you love him and how cute he is. The funny thing is that as submissive as he is, he also likes being the more affectionate one even though most subs prefer receiving the most affection (although he loves receiving it just as much, so don’t get it twisted). You’re not gonna get rose petals and sexy bubble baths and chocolate-covered strawberries (or maybe he’ll try to give you that but he’ll almost certainly mess up somewhere), but you’ll get a shit ton of cuddling and affection.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I think Raab likes jerking off just fine but doesn’t really feel the need to do it all that often since he’s with you. I think he’d like the idea of you watching him jerk off, cuz he’ll do pretty much anything that you want him to and the idea of getting to pleasure you while simultaneously getting to pleasure himself is incredibly appealing to him. When he does jerk off, he gets pretty into it, and whether he cums very quickly or takes a while to cum will depend on how horny he is. I think he only uses spit to lube up his cock (he used lotion before he was with you but now he likes using spit cuz you always spit on his cock when you’re giving him handjobs) and he’ll lay on his bed with his face buried in his arm (sometimes he’s on his back, sometimes on his stomach) and jerk off while moaning your name and talking as if you’re there touching him yourself. If he jerks off in front of you, he’ll really want to cum on you but will be too scared of bothering you to ask you himself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s definitely more of a sub than a dom, and I feel like he’s got a mommy kink by extension. He likes for you to take control of everything, he likes being praised and called a good boy, he likes doing whatever he can to please you, and he likes being babied and taken care of. He’s never been the type to be bratty or misbehave; he loves being on his best behavior for you so he can please you and so he can get rewarded for his good behavior. Calling him a good boy or a pretty boy or telling him he’s doing so good will absolutely make him melt, and he likes being really verbal with you and telling you that something feels good (and he also calls you mommy sometimes like I said before). He really gets off on you taking care of him and being really affectionate and gentle with him. Also I feel like he’d get a sick thrill from knowing that his friends can hear/see you and him having sex, so risky passionate public sex in a restroom or a closet or somewhere with people around is a bit of a kink for him as well. Exhibitionism is probably the best term for that; I can see him trying to subtly suggest that you ask some of the guys to come watch while the two of you are having sex cuz he wants people to see how good he is for you. What can I say, he loves getting attention in the weirdest of ways. I can also see him wanting to try cold temperature play, like with ice cubes.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Raab doesn’t have much of a preference. He loves fucking you in soft, comfortable, familiar places like the bedroom or a hotel room, but he also has a bit of a kink for fucking in public places, so he’d be just as eager to fuck in a Burger King bathroom as he’d be to fuck in a bed. He also really likes doing it in places where other people can hear you, like in closets or in rooms with thin walls. If there’s a chance someone could walk in and see you, he’ll probably really like that location.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Raab is a classic people pleaser. Just knowing that something will turn you on and make you happy is enough to motivate him to want to do it. Going down on you, trying a new position, he’ll do anything to please you. However, he’s also got a bit of a selfish side; Raab’s super sensitive down there and is always desperate to cum, so if he thinks something will get him off, he’ll want to try it. Jerking off in front of you, letting his friends hear and see the two of you have sex, calling you mommy, it’s all stuff that gets him off and if the sex will involve any of that, he’ll somehow be even more eager and involved than usual (which is amazing considering he’s already at the top of his game 99% of the time).

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Doesn’t have much of a desire to dominate you (he’ll try if you ask but I think he’d be very bad at it), doesn’t like being degraded or humiliated or insulted/talked down to (he’s a good boy, he knows it, and he wants to be treated like one), and he doesn’t like being in pain or you being in pain, so pain pain is out (minus maybe a little bit of overstimulation from time to time). He also doesn’t really like being restrained with handcuffs or anything like that; he’s a very energetic and involved guy, so handcuffs make him feel restricted and claustrophobic. He wants to be able to move around and put all his energy into it. Although I can see him liking cold temperature play (such as with ice cubes), I don’t know how he’d feel about hot wax. He really dislikes being punished or being forced to make decisions and take control, cuz again, he’s a good boy for you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes both equally! Blow jobs are absolutely incredible to him and he won’t be able to think straight if you give him one (seriously, he gets so excited and will literally be rambling about how good it feels and saying thank you like ten times in a row cuz he wants you to know he appreciates it), but he also loves going down on you cuz he likes knowing that he’s making you feel good and that he’s being a good boy for you. He looks so pretty with his head between your thighs, face all pink and flushed and hair slightly messed up and that toothy grin on his face as he asks you if he’s doing a good job and if you’re close to cumming. He’s always had a gift for eating you out cuz he’s just so overzealous and passionate with it and has so much energy and there’s so much saliva that it’s borderline sloppy in a very good way.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s hard to discern what Raab’s favorite pace is. On one hand, he’s usually full of energy and will go really fast cuz he’s just so eager to fuck you, but on the other hand he never gets rough and usually is pretty sensual with it. Raab is super sensitive and any little touch is enough to make him moan super loudly and start thrusting with even more passion, so the sex is usually sensual and intense without either of you getting hurt.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Raab really likes them. He’s got tons of energy and could easily cum quicker than usual if you let him, so he wouldn’t mind having a super quick session every now and then. Not too often though; quickies seem to take even more energy for him than usual cuz he’s trying to pack so much into a small time frame, so he won’t want to do them all the time or he’ll eventually burn out.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Raab’s a little risky for sure. He likes trying out new locations and will gladly take the risk of fucking you somewhere where other people can hear cuz it turns him on, and he also likes trying new positions from time to time. However, I don’t know if he’d be the most adventurous when it comes to kinks and toys. He mostly knows what he likes and what he doesn’t and will only venture out of that category if you really want him to.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Even though Raab can cum pretty quickly if given the opportunity, he can also make himself last for at least an hour and a half if need be, and he gets hard again fairly quickly, so multiple rounds isn’t necessarily out of the question (although usually he leans more towards one or two rounds with a nice cuddle session and a nap afterwards).

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Raab would probably be really into the idea of you using a toy on his cock or on his body in general if you brought it up, but he probably wouldn’t even think about it otherwise. It’s just not something that automatically comes to his mind when he thinks about stuff he’s into. Seriously though, picture him laying on the bed, totally red faced and moaning and tearing up as you use a high setting vibrator on the tip of his cock.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Raab seems like he wouldn’t be a tease cuz he’s such a pleaser and a sub, but honestly I think there’s a secret teasing side to him. He knows what little behaviors from him turn you on and make you think about sex, and he’ll purposefully do and say things to put you in the mood without you even realizing that he’s doing it intentionally. He’ll adjust himself in his pants and act like he didn’t notice that you saw him, make an off handed remark about wanting to be a good boy, literally anything he can to tease you subtly. He’d also like it if you teased him a bit too, but nothing that involves humiliating or degrading him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Very loud. Raab is super vocal and usually doesn’t think about whether or not other people can hear him, so he tends to just let whatever sounds he makes fall out of his mouth without trying to hold anything back. He talks a lot (he’s very good at communication and likes to make sure he’s doing a good job, but he also just likes asking you to touch him in certain ways and likes telling you when something feels good), moans very loudly, whines a little bit, and occasionally gets kind of giggly when the sex is really affectionate and fluffy. If the two of you try to fuck somewhere and the rest of the guys are in another room nearby, you’re definitely gonna get complaints from them and they’ll probably start banging on the wall and yelling for the two of you to quiet the fuck down.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Raab sucks mad titties. That’s it, that’s my wild card. I couldn’t put it under kinks cuz idk if boobs are really a kink but Raab just gives off major “sucks titties like it’s an art form” vibes. It fits with his mommy kink and he looks so cute when he does it. He wouldn’t even care if his friends walked in on him doing it, he’s the one who’s getting to suck titties and they aren’t. Also, I’ve always liked the idea of reader meeting Raab in high school when he was an annoying little shit and him falling for them cuz they’re nice to him and seem to find his annoying habits endearing.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I haven’t actually seen his dick, so I’ll have to get a little speculative here. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s probably about average length if not slightly bigger, with a good length and a slight upward curve. It’s also probably a nice pink color when he’s hard. I can’t decide how big his balls would be (I like the idea of him having fat breeder balls but my first instinct is to say his balls are small) and I feel like he shaves everything down there pretty often to keep it clean looking.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

8/10 cuz that number just sounds right. He’s got a relatively high sex drive and is usually ready and willing to fuck if you are, but he’s not a 9 or a 10 cuz there are also plenty of moments where he just wants to lay with you and cuddle. Sometimes he’s tired or his head hurts or his tummy hurts or he’s just in a really affectionate mood and in those cases he’s gonna want you to spoon him or hold him and maybe take a nap with him. He’s a total sucker for cuddling with you, perhaps even more so than he is a sucker for having sex with you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Raab gets tired very quickly after sex, but won’t let himself sleep until he knows you’re all good. Right after sex, he’ll be very visibly sleepy, with drooping/half-lidded eyes, tons of cute yawning, messed up hair, and him rubbing his eyes a lot in an attempt to stay awake. Once you’ve started cuddling him and he’s got his head on your chest and you’re both laying in bed, he’ll fall asleep almost instantly once you’ve said you’re okay and that it’s fine for him to go to sleep now. He just gets worried that he somehow hurt you (even though he’s never the one in charge) or that you really need something and just won’t tell him.

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”