Speed Demon

speed demon

saeyoung x MC ficlet (800)

NOTE: this focuses more on MC than Saeyoung so if your looking for something Saeyoung heavy or romance heavy this might not be your jam.

MC is having a bad day week month. so she asks saeyoung to take her for a drive to help her leave her troubles in the dust.

okay so I gotta be honest, this is 100% self indulgent venting. like i went for a drive yesterday trying to get rid of this “blah” the quarantine has stuck me in and I couldn't drive fast enough or get the music loud enough and the next thing I knew i was two towns over. sooooo yeah maybe it would have been easier if I could have done it more like MC in this story. IDK its probably not what sane people do but sometimes the only good medication is sensory overload to help shake loose all the crap you hold inside. I think Saeyoung would be the first one to understand that. Zen being the second maybe next time i need to vent like this I’ll write about Zen taking MC along on his motorcycle. 

i probably wont add this to my master list since its light on actual mysme content.

it had started with a simple listlessness that had grown from your bones and spread into your mind like a cancer. Of course he had noticed. How could he not. The way you ever so slowly stopped doing all the things that were so integrally a part of you. he didn’t hear your voice singing along to music in the morning like he used to. You no longer decorated your cooking with all the cutesy touches you loved. Not even his trademark insanity could make your smile reach your eyes. So of course he had noticed. How could he not when he was watching you slip farther away from him every day.

“Saeyoung?” you ventured with trepidation “could you take me for a drive?”

He locked eyes with you for a fraction of a second, considering what could have caused such anxiety around a request you knew he would never refuse. “of course babe. I love driving with you, you know that”.

“I want to go fast. I want to go as faster than we’ve ever gone before.”

This was new. You had never asked him to drive faster, not that you were against his fast driving, but you had always simply been so content with whatever speed he had chosen for the day. “we go pretty fast sometimes, are you sure you want to go faster?”

“yes” you said resolutely not meeting his eyes “I want to turn up the music too. I want to feel the sound and the wind.”

He stood suddenly and you were worried he was going to scold you, call you reckless and stupid. Then his hand was in your hair and he was reaching for one of the many sets of keys over your shoulder. “let’s go babe.”

Minutes later the two of you were speeding down the highway windows rolled down and music blaring. His eyes were focused on the road and yours were locked on the passing scenery. You glanced at the speedometer as it pushed 105, with grim determination you unbuckled your seat belt drawing Saeyoung attention. He looked alarmed and grabbed your wrist gently, a silent request for you to buckle back up, for you to be safe. You pulled your wrist from his hand with little effort and leaned out the open window. The wind was rushing around you. it swept through your hair, roared in your ears, stung your eyes. Everything was so loud but you could still feel the weight in your chest, the hollow in your mind, the chill in your limbs. You screamed. Clenching your eyes shut and emptying your soul into the wind. You were half out the window now and you could feel the air whipping around you as your screamed yourself hoarse.

This wasn’t rational. It wasn’t safe or healthy or normal but as you felt the tears run down your face you knew it would get better. you pulled yourself back to your seat and reluctant to meet Saeyoungs eyes you covered your face as you sobbed. It felt like hours before your breath evened out enough to speak. Longer still before you found any words found their way to you.

“it’s cathartic” you choke, your voice broken and dry. “sometimes, everything goes silent and numb and it feels like I can’t breathe. Like I’m stuck in a void and no matter how much I scream or cry or bleed there’s no one there to notice. Even when people are with me they feel a hundred miles away and I reach out but never find them.”

You looked up then and saw him gripping the steering wheel so tightly his knuckles turned white. His eye’s never leaving the road he spoke shakily “you could have hurt yourself,” your stomach dropped though you knew that he was right. “you could have hurt yourself, but I get it.” He sighed. You saw his fingers flex trying to force the tension from his grip on the steering wheel. “just tell me next time. I want to help.”

You swallowed the lump in your throat and nodded sharply. One of his hands found yours as he slowed the car down considerably. “I guess next time I need you to drive fast I could just ask you to help me catnap elly” you joked trying to lighten the mood.

“with elly at our side we will fly to the space station!” he declared excitedly

“hey now! Then which one of us would you marry?”

“not fair MC you can’t make me choose between my two best girls”

You were laughing now. Really honestly laughing for the first time in weeks. He loved the sound of your laugh and he swore to God that he would never stop trying to make you laugh like that.

cryptozoology enthusiast Jumin & MC

we already know he’s intrested because of his vampire and dark magic books

so when MC introduces him to mothman, siren head, the rake and slender man he’s curious 

she’s in it for the spooks he’s in it for the info 

she’s also in it for how cute he is when he gets all super cereal and into it

they start taking vacations in the countries and area’s these creatures are supposed to originate from to learn how the culture affect the mythos

he can speak a ton of languages and MC takes care of the internet research and technology aspects (she works the GPS and drives) 

they both slowly become experts in cultural mythos!

it’s actually really helpful as C&R branches out into international busness

they write a book. MC gives the emotional down to earth view while Jumin gives the facts statistics and science.

the book sells really well partly because of the chemistry MC and Jumin have in interviews and how it shows a new side of Jumin to the public

then MC show’s Jumin the SCP foundation and he helps create a legit triple A SCP game, movie and book

all the proceeds go to upkeep of the website and further funding of the creative arts so that everyone can keep enjoying the SCP’s

this gives good publicity to C&R

a major portion of it is written off as charity

MC helps consult since she’s a big fan and now Jumin gets to see her at work

also she’s just so psyched to help this big creative conglomeration of really interesting stuff

OH MAH GOD

Seven would absolutely troll them with pics of him with the creatures

“i totally met slender man once” “seven shut the hell up ... wait really?”

he dresses up as bigfoot for the book release even though Jaehee told him not to

MC laughed so hard she cried and Jumin and her too a picture with big foot seven (upon MC’s request)

she’s loosing it at the fact that Jumin is taller than big foot seven

Zen gets to star in the SCP movie one of the main scientists

not Dr bright

maybe Dr. bright

Jaehee is thrilled to be able to work with Zen even if its not directly

plus she gets to go to the premier!

Guys they could have so much fun together! give me your thoughts because I am honestly digging this idea that MC and Jumin dive headfirst into weird urban legends, internet creepypasta creatures, cryptids, old world mythology. all of it. 

Guys for real I want EVERYONE’s thoughts. add something, disagree with something. write your own version, whatever.

cute hissy boi!!

ahhhhh yay!!!! thank you so so much! its so precious!

h4 with jumin please?? btw ur so sweet i adore u and i love your art

[Omg omg ur so sweet, thank you so much!! You're the sweet one for saying so!!!!

Also!! I got this request from @joy1579 as well, so this one's for you too!!]

a toast to family

a Jumin x MC ficlet (about 800 words)

MC goes into labor unexpectedly during a business party and is rushed to the hospital to deliver the newest member of the Han family.

again its fluff. all I write is fluff guys. the world is a sad place so I just wanna write happy, comforting things. let me know what you think also like feel free to send me your ideas and I’ll try to write them but again, I like fluff and happy endings.

It was a business party celebrating C&R’s expansion overseas. Jumin had assured you, you didn’t have to attend but you told him you were fine. you weren’t due for 3 more weeks you could attend a simple party. After nearly 9 months of your stubbornness and your mood swings he knew better than to argue with you.

So here you were sitting to the side as Mr.Han toasted to his son standing next to you. That was when the first contraction hit. You winced but kept your cool. You had read about false labor and so you dismissed the pains as nothing more than a false alarm. You distractedly clapped along with the crowd only half following the toast, so of course you were surprised when your husband stood up to toast to you and the growth of the Han family.

You stood at jaehees prompting but another contraction wracked your form and suddenly you were standing in a puddle. Something in your head rang an alarm bell.

False labor did not include your water breaking

Jumin was frozen glass in the air eye’s locked on your form as your used the table to help support yourself. Jaehee was at your side in an instant guiding you back into your chair as she called for driver kim to take you to the hospital

“Jumin” you called “Jumin honey I need you to come back to me” you said trying to break through your husband’s stupor.

“Mr. Han MC it in labor she needs you!” Jaehee shouted and suddenly Jumin was carrying you to the door. He had you in the car and on the way to the hospital faster than you could keep up. The whole time he clutched your hand and looked resolutely ahead trying to will away his concern. You cupped his cheek and turned his face to you.

“Jumin I need your help” you reminded him soothingly. You knew he needed something to do, it’s who he was, he hated sitting still. “I need you to time the” the sentence cut off as you hissed through your teeth at the next contraction but he knew what you meant.

“yes of course, can you squeeze my hand with they come?” you nodded and felt him shift to better see his watch “breathe my love,” he coaxed gently.

“we will be at the hospital in 10 minutes, Mr. Han.” Driver kim supplied and Jumin simply gave a sharp nod as you squeezed his hand to signal another contraction. Jumin was rubbing circles into your hand wait his thumb as he continued to try to sooth you.

“did you finish the baby blanket?” he asked stiffly and you could recognize his attempt to distract you like the birth classes had suggested. you appreciated his effort you really did but right now you couldn’t really focus on responding to his question. You waved a free hand to show him you couldn’t answer and he nodded again. “3 minutes apart” he announced as you felt the car speed up. “should I read to you darling? I have “the orphan’s tales” here.”

“I love you” you breathed. In that moment you remembered why you loved this man. It wasn’t his money or his fame. You couldn’t care less about any of that, because at the end of the day this was him. He was ever prepared, ever diligent, gentle and passionate. you loved him because he knew your favorite book, because he kept a copy in the car of all places. You loved him because he remembered every suggestion the birth classes had mentioned, including reading to you. You loved him so much and then another contraction hit you and you grit your teeth swearing that somehow someway HE would birth the next child you two had.

The baby was born and you were exhausted when you heard your husbands deep voice singing gently to the small bundle in his arms. A lullaby he had learned for the express purpose of soothing the baby you had just welcomed into the world. You chuckled softly at the words of the familiar song. Words that to any other parent, might have been fantasy, but with Jumin they were probably true.

“Hush, little baby, don't say a word, daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird.” You chuckled at the silly smile on your husbands face and couldn’t help the way your weary hand found his cheek.

“and if that mocking bird don’t sing?” you asked teasing him gently he turned his head to kiss your palm before finishing the lyric you had started.

“daddy’s gonna buy you a diamond ring”

Mc spoils the RFA + saeran with their perfect bath

guys i love baths. bath bombs, I got a job at bath and body works because i love their products and lush doesn't have a store near me. baths are beautiful wonderful indulgent moments of relaxation and should be treated as sacred and holy times. so here we have MC giving the RFA their perfect bath.

also my master list grows with every new post so be sure to keep an eye on it.

Jumin

-        He has been so stressed its affecting his sleep

-        So tonight your bound and determined to get him to relax

-        He doesn’t usually take baths he’s a shower guy

-        His bathtub is HUGE though (mostly because he knows you love baths)

-        The water is so hot his skin is a little red but not so hot that hit hurts

-        Hot water helps relax the muscles you point out

-        you use a bath bomb that colors the water a deep purple with eco safe silver glitter

-        it’s scented with cedar wood and lavender oil

-        you even dimmed the lights and played cello music to create the optimal relaxation

-        he starts soaking as you pour both of you some wine

-        he asks you to join him saying that it would be “terribly boring” without you

-        you chuckle and slip in with him leaning against his chest

-        he tells you about a new cat business

-        you tell him about teaching Elizabeth the 3rd to do the obstacle course you and he set up

-        you mention that the water looks like the starry night sky and move to kiss him

-        he smiles and catches your chin in his hand to deepen the kiss

-        he thinks he will indulge in baths more often if you will be joining him like this

Yoosung

-        he knows that girls like baths but he’s never really enjoyed them

-        he gets antsy if he sits still too long and shows just seem easier

-        so you decide to show him the light

-        the bathtub at his place isn’t big but you can manage since there isn’t an easy solution

-        the water is another problem it doesn’t get hot enough to be relaxing and certainly not hot enough to stay relaxing through the duration of the soak

-        so you fill up what you can from the tap and add boiling water to bring the overall temp up

-        you have to be really carful to not get it too hot

-        you use a light blue bath bomb with gold glitter its shaped like a shooting start and has a tiny toy inside

-        you do not tell him about the toy the toy is yours

-        its smells like freesia and honey, fresh and lightly sweet

-        you play the LOLOL equivalent of the LOZ great fairy fountain music

-        he grabs your hand as you go to give him privacy and won’t meet your eyes when he asks you to join him

-        you share a bottle of cold cherry flavored sparkling water

-        he tells you about the upcoming LOLOL event and you laugh at his animated hand guesturse splashing around

-        you give him a bubble beard and when you kiss him you pull away with half the bubbles on your own face

-        as great as the bath itself was his favorite part is towel drying your hair because of how messy and super fluffy soft it becomes

Saeyoung

-        broski neglects himself when work gets bad

-        he can get nasty

-        you draw him a bath with the hottest water possible

-        you use a bright red bath bomb with black and gold glitter

-        it smells exactly like fruit loops

-        you also add several rubber duckies (one looks like him and one looks like you)

-        you were not planning to join him really

-        but he splashes you and I mean you where wet already so when in roam

-        you too may or may not play act with the rubber ducky versions of you

-        you pour Dr. pepper into those plastic fake champagne flutes and toast to honey buddah chips

-        you have to ban honey buddah chips from the bath

-        you share memes on each other’s phones

-        and play soft 8-bit music as background noise

-        you wash his hair and hum a lullaby

-        he tries not to get sentimental about a childhood he never had

-        but you can tell he’s getting a bit sad so you squish his face and say “my name is Saeyoung and I deserve love” you have him repeat after you while his face is squished until his laughing again

-        you wrap his hair in a towel hat then laugh when he forgets and his hair dries all crazy

-        bath time becomes a really happy routine for you too

Zen

-        he is familiar with baths they are good for your skin every once in a while

-        he’s read all about the benefits, the pros and cons, what to add what to steer clear of

-        he insists warm not hot water “zen hot water feels the best” “it can irritate our skin jagi!”

-        you concede because he’s basically a human furnace anyway

-        you choose a dye and glitter free bath bomb

-        but it does have seaweed extract, coconut oil, and Epsom salt

-        it smells like rose, lemongrass, and mahogany

-        he puts his hair in a bun to wash separately (what’s good for skin isn’t always good for hair)

-        you both do face masks during the soak and there’s something you really enjoy about seeing him in a face mask

-        it’s one of the few times he looks genuinely silly

-        you talk about the new part he just got and he admits he’s nervous

-        “it’s a romance Jagi what if I can’t act it properly because I’m too busy thinking about you?”

-        he either drinks bear or lemon cucumber water depending on if he has an audition tomorrow

-        if he drinks beer he shares the can with you since he’s trying to cut back for you

-        if it’s the lemon cucumber water absolutely runs the bottom of the ice cold glass against your neck to see you shiver and shudder

-        but then you wiggle against him and he’s starting to have a hard time controlling the beast

Jaehee

-        this girl needs a tropical vacation bad

-        but since you don’t have the money or time you decide a staycation will do

-        bath water is hot enough to steam but you give it time to cool a bit before she gets in

-        you use and orange, yellow bath bomb with gold glitter that looks like the sunrise

-        it smells like guava and mandarin to give it a tropical feel

-        you play ocean sounds and quiet ukulele music

-        you make chamomile and lemongrass ice tea sweetened with honey

-        she chats idly about all the benefits of such a drink and debates whether to add it to the café menu or not

-        you can’t help but chuckle at her workaholic nature as you turn to kiss the tip of her nose

-        you even move a laptop with its webcam covered because everything with the RFA hacker has made y’all hyper aware of the vulnerability of technology

-        to the bathroom counter so you can watch Zen DVD’s while you relax

-        afterwards you paint her nails and discuss new cakes for the café

-        she’ll admit it’s no trip to Hawaii but it was very relaxing

Saeran

-        boy refuses to admit he needs some serious TLC

-        but you coax him in if you say you want to share a bath with him

-        you bring fresh flowers into the bathroom and make sure everything is perfect

-        you use a deep red bath bomb with black glitter

-        its shaped like a skull and he enjoys watching it fizz and bubble before you two get in

-        it smells like a bouquet of gardenias, roses, and lilies

-        you play nature sounds with gentle harp music

-        you make sweet hibiscus tea to share with him

-        he tells you about his latest therapy appointment and you ask him idle questions

-        “did you end up planting all the tulips?”

-        “maybe we should build a bird house! Or install a flower box on the window sill!”

-        “are you gonna dye your hair again? Or let it grow naturally?”

-        A lot of your conversations used to be one sided since he was so unused to make his own decisions

-        So conversations where you gently guide him to find his own ideas are helpful

-        Especially in safe and relaxing environment like this.

-        “I think I’d like to keep it bleached until it grows out” he says cautiously

-        “I think when it grows out on its own it’ll feel like the last of mint eye being washed away, and I hope I’ll be better by then. I hope you’ll stay with me until then.”

-        “always and forever” you assure him kissing his cheek and giggling at his light blush