Idk Why People Seem To Think Neil Is Like Unaware Of Like Slang And Trends And Certain Jokes/innuendos

idk why people seem to think neil is like unaware of like slang and trends and certain jokes/innuendos like??? yes he never stayed in one place for a long time and his only consistent company was his mother ok??? he still went to school, got an education and did spend time with other people his age? he watched tv and the news and given how much he travelled, is probably actually very worldly and aware of what's happening around him. he didn't have any long-term friends that doesn't mean he didn't talk to other people his age and listen to their conversations just cos he's not chronically online doesn't mean he doesn't get dirty jokes and obvious references. sm of his and his mother's goal was for him to blend in so obviously he would've been in with all the people his age?? idk this fandom has to stop babying him i swear to god he is an adult.

actually neil hating baseball is the realest thing about him

neil "either way, we're not alone / i'll find a new place to be from / a haunted house with a picket fence / to float around and ghost my friends / no, i'm not afraid to disappear / the billboard said "the end is near" / i turned around, there was nothing there / yeah, i guess the end is here" josten

andrew "i'm lying to my therapist / i keep saying things like / "i never saw him and we never kissed" / now i think somehow in my mind / if i can convince her if she doesn't see it then maybe it doesn't exist / i think she's onto me / every time i say / "i'm over that son of a bitch" / i'm lying to my therapist" minyard

right so i think about this every fucking day

aftg pjo au what is everyone's cabins. i feel like neil is ares, jeremy is apollo, kevin is nike, allison is aphrodite, renee is athena, aaron and andrew are nemesis, nicky is iris, jean is hecate, matt is demeter, dan is nike.