Put This On That Bad Boy And It's Going To Be Beautiful. Gonna Appear Like You Need To Click To See More

Put this on that bad boy and it's going to be beautiful. Gonna appear like you need to click to see more like this:

And badam 2k words and no scrolling 2 years to see a dumb meme.

(If you knew this already I sorry)

So uhhh…I just finished writing Alastor’s part, and it’s almost 2k words long. I guess I’m going to have to upload them separately because I don’t want y’all scrolling through all that, even though I only planned to write for him, Lucifer, & Adam 😭

Update: It’s 2.2k words long. Ah, fuck me.

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This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

Why she's talking like it's a CIA secret and she's going to die soon, girl everyone wants that body pillow, and I jealous I don't have the same courage as you.

I bought a piece of Lucifer fan merch and I uhh, yeah…

The artist is @/sumali.art on IG btw, they’re super talented

My boy Henry saving lives.

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

Can we please get a part 2 to the Loona x Vampire Reader? Thanks for your time, love your stuff!

𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚆𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜

𝐆𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤? 𝐁𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧...

𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐝, 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬. 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤! 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐈 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭...

𝐓𝐖: 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝. 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐰.

"This could have ended much worse."

"You're bleeding out on a chair, dumbass." Loona looked around annoyed, but her tone was more worried, as both of them sat in a hospital corridor. A line was formed of injured people, most of whom probably died while waiting their turn.

"Still. I could be sick." The vampire shrugged, letting a pained sound as his stomach hurt with the multiple bullet holes. They were covered by bandages, however, angelical damage went beyond simple scars.

"Don't move." She gripped his shoulder. "I don't want you dying on me, all right?"

A nod and a pained cough was his response.

A doctor could be seen coming, having a unicorn head that seemed false and covered in blood on his white suit.

"Try to be awake, this assholes aren't very nice."

"Really? I thought hell would have the most polite citizens." The vampire rubbed his eyes, wanting to simply sleep.

The doctor went to the patient beside them. "Are you alive?"

The voice of the patient in a hospital bed barely could be heard. "Yeah, can I go now?"

"I didn't hear you."

"Yes, can I- MHHHFG-" His head was covered by his pillow, as the doctor pulled out a suppressed handgun.

That made the vampire stand wide awake as the doctor went to him.

"Are you awake?"

"Yeah! Yeah I am, 100%" Two thumbs up came with his nervous speech.

"How wonderful." The doctor's voice came full of sarcasm. "What's your case?"

"He got shot with fucking angelic bullets." She was with her arms crossed, her foot knocking on the ground.

"Marvellous." He pulled out a piece of paper and wrote in it.

"Marvelous? Fucking marvelous- that's your answer!?"

"Well, I not paid to care for freaks that get shot on the street." He finished writing, now looking at her. "Unless he's a vampire, the best I can do is give you cocaine."

"How does cocaine help with angelic shit!?"

"It doesn't, but you be high enough not to feel it." He shrugged nonchalantly.

"Wait, wait, wait. I am a vampire." He bit his lip trying to stand, pushing through the pain.

"Oh?" The doctor finally showed some emotion besides boredom. "Well, it's perfect then. Follow me." The doctor didn't bother waiting, as the two were forced to go, with Loona helping the vampire with it.

"It's really good because all you have to do is drink blood, then I can request more bags here and get paid for it." He chuckled rather dryly, his mouth never actually moving. "A one in a million chance, congratulations."

"Careful not to put more emotion, you might have a heart attack."

"Wait how do you know that?" The doctor stopped, turning to them, before just shrugging. "Whatever, here we are." He opened the door to the supplies room, much cleaner than the bloody halls. "Have fun or whatever." He left.

That left both of them to enter, the vampire picking a box to sit on fast as his urge to throw up grew. "C-Can you-"

"Already on to it." Loona went to the freezer, seeing a couple of blood bags and several body parts. She just picked a bag, quickly closing the freezer door when one of the fingers started moving. She went back to the vampire and gave it to him. "So you drink through a straw or..."

He grabbed it, looking at her with a raised eyebrow. "Was that a joke?"

"No, it was a question- why would it be a joke?"

"I dunno, with a straw it looks like I drinking from a kid's juice box."

It was her turn to look at him with a raised eyebrow.

"No I mean, like juice like strawberry or something, not children's blood- what I mean I look childish." He bit into the bag, his teeth piercing through it and sucking the blood.

She nodded, leaning into one of the shelves. "I mean, I don't think you're childish."

He stopped drinking, looking up. "No?"

"No, man. I mean you are dumb but not childish."

"For God's sake I try to be Dracula, are you sure you don't think I'm childish?"

"No. You act better than a lot of kids I seem, especially better than my father."

"Your father? You mean blitzø?" He chuckled as she began to blush.

"Yeah Blitzø, okay fuck off with the laughter."

He started laughing more, trying to stop himself. "I mean damn, you try to be all meanie and all, and then you do stuff like this and help me out." He went silent for a bit. "I guess that's why I like you."

She huffed in amusement. "I guess so."

The two stayed there in silence, a comfortable one. Each other company was more than enough for them, this peace was rarely found in this forsaken place.

"Hey... You still going to live in that old mansion?" Loona broke the silence.

"Yeah, that's the plan. Unless a million dollars fall down my lap, then that's gonna be the plan." He chuckles, scratching his neck.

"Well... Would you like to live in my house? Just until you find a better place without freaks with angelical weapons."

"Really? You let me?" He got up from his seat surprised. "What about Blitzø, ain't he gonna complain?"

"You sleep on the couch, he thinks you aren't the kind to hit on me. I don't think he will mind."

"Of course, sure!" A bright smile on his face as he is a smoke transformed into a bat, swirling in the air. "Yippe!"

"Wow, didn't know you could do that!?" She chuckled surprised as she watched.

"Neither do I!" He laughed as he hit the ground from swirling too much. "I'm fine."