
John, 18 years old, fan fiction writer, Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel enthusiast, manhunt appreciator.
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Can We Please Get Loona X Short Male Vampire Sinner Reader? Thanks For Your Time
Can we please get Loona x Short Male Vampire Sinner Reader? Thanks for your time

๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฑ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ ๐.
๐ ๐ข๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐๐ค! ๐๐จ, ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ข๐ญ ๐ ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐๐ฏ๐๐ง ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ซ๐๐๐ฌ๐จ๐ง. ๐๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐. ๐๐ง๐ฒ๐ฐ๐๐ฒ, ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ฌ๐ค ๐ก๐๐๐ง'๐ญ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ญ ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฆ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ข๐ญ ๐ฎ๐ฉ. ๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ง๐ฃ๐จ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ญ.
๐๐๐ซ๐ง๐ข๐ง๐ : ๐ฏ๐ข๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐, ๐ ๐จ๐ซ๐, ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐จ๐ง ๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ก๐ฎ๐ง๐ญ ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐จ๐ง ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ฏ๐๐ฅ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ง. ๐๐ก, ๐๐ง๐ ๐ง๐๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฉ๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ข๐.

Thunder and lightning fell upon the old mansion, the structure serving as a monument to one of the many properties of the Groetia. One that brought an eternal rain that never ended but never caused a flood. Now however it was nothing more than decrepit, graffiti sprayed on the walls of gang signs and "rude" drawings of the male genitalia (some of the female but certainly not as well made, a mystery never resolved.)
In the entrance, however, stood a person who certainly did not fit the vintage vibes, that being the goth werewolf that was leaning over the iron fence with an annoyed glare at her phone, one that was directed at another one as a figure fell lightly on the sidewalk. Wearing a cape that covered its body, the figure would speak in a horrific tone if not the deadpan reaction of the wolf.
"Finally fucking time, Dracula ball sack. You know how many minutes I wait for your ass?"
He would then stutter as the figure revealed to be a young pale man with red eyes, wearing a simple coat and ragged pants under the cape. "C'mon Loona, that's a way to talk to the great vampire?" He tried keeping a higher tone.
"The only thing similar to vampire is the balding on your head like Dracula."
"Fuck off, it isn't." He tried to pass a hand through his hair, making sure it was healthy and stylish as ever.
"Yeah whatever, just because of that you called me? To boost your ego?"
"No, no, no you see." He would cover himself in the cape dramatically. "Some ruffians invaded my palace and I require assistance in taking care of them."
"your palace?" She asked with a raised eyebrow and tilted her head to the side. "Weren't you just squatting here because you're homeless?"
"Mere details." He continues. "They are still causing a mess on my... Place- okay just help me." He gives up.
She sighs with a smug smile. "What else?"
"... Help me now?"
"Say please you dumbass, aren't you the formal one?"
"oh, yeah. Please miss Loona." He bows in a silly manner.
"Better than nothing I guess." She mutters as he goes to the dance and crawls under a hole in it. She stares at him as she does the same but gets a little stuck by her ass not fitting the small gap. When she did pass she glared at him. "no words about it."
"My lips are sealed." He says with an enigmatic smile as she passes by. "... Dumptruck." She slaps his head suddenly. "Alright, alright! Jesus, it's just a joke."
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Both enter the dark manor, a light in the middle of the great room being the only light. Besides it, piles of junk trashed the ground as three figures were around it. Wearing red hoods with black crowns as symbols.
"ya' think I gotta do bettar?"
"Obviously dumb ass, you blew his head off how can I use the mouth?"
"well, the hole are the same aren't it?"
The vampire and Loona look at each other, he circulates a finger on the side of his head to their behavior. "Black crowns freaks." He whispered.
"couldn't you attract sifilis to make it worse?" She whispered back with an annoyed glare.
"Who's here!?" One of them turned back, showing a face similar to a mannequin. Unblinking and wide-eyed it smiled too big for a normal human to do. "Look, it's the toy I managed to eat their teeth!"
He barred his one less tooth teeth. "Yeah, and I'm back for you gentlemen to fuck off out of here!"
"He brought a friend~," the other said, wearing a Fedora, possibly the leader. "Always wanted to taste the eyes of a werewolf."
"Can me first?"
"Sure... Just let's kill and NOT explode the head." He spoke annoyed but ended with a smile as his two comrades pulled out a baseball bat with nails and a knife, and the leader pulled out a plier.
"Really, a plier?" She asked nonchalantly. "What you gonna do, pull my hair?"
"I'm going to pull your insides out by the cunt bitch!" He started running while crackling, which was short-lived as Loona jumped on him, biting his neck and thrashing his body around.
"HELP ME!" he yelled as foam and blood started coming out of his mouth, one of his friends hitting Loona on the head with the bat. But a vampire came trying to bite his neck however the king hunched under his bite and hit him in the mouth breaking his other teeth.
The king with the knife was stabbing Loona's side but the big wolf slashed at him with her claws, making a nasty scar on his face. She jumped on him and tried to bite his head, but he put his arm first, making him yell in pain.
The bat guy came to the rescue, but the vampire managed to get up and grab his legs, throwing him up with incredible strength and breaking his neck in the fall.
"AHA! Never mess with- HMMMFG!" a plastic bag covered his face as the leader tried to suffocate him. The vampire fought by hitting his ribcage with his elbow, but the mannequin proved to be resistant.
The wolf finally managed to bite the other neck, a satisfying crouch came as more foam and blood dripped from her mouth. She grabbed the leader's head and forced him out of the vampire's grip, throwing him head-first to the fire.
The one with the neck broken pulled out a revolver. "IMAR KILR YOR!" An insignificant threat if not for the fact the pistol shined white cracks in it. A shot rang out as the vampire ran in the way, saving Loona. He kept running forward as more shots hit him until the gun went empty, leaving the last king vulnerable to getting his neck bit. The vampire dug deep as the king tried fighting back, but the vampire started going left and right on his neck, and with his broken teeth, managed to cut his neck like a saw, the king screaming until the body went limp and fell to the ground like a trash bag.
The two just stood for a second, as the leader let out his final screams, his vocal cords finally being burned too. The vampire looked back at her, smiling at her as his leg threatened to make him fall. She dashed forward to hold him.
"Are you alright!?" Her voice was full of worry as she kept looking at his wounds, trying to understand the situation.
"Relax I'm immortal..." He coughed loudly as blood came out. "But it hurts like a bitch. Just... Throw me to a hospital and I should be fine."
He yelped as she grabbed him bridal style and walked to the front door. "Don't die on me or I kill you."
"Sure my white knight... Or if princess, I never read Dracula." He chuckled as she did the same, enjoying themselves on the way back.

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