Frozen Grape Dipped In Chilled Water

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

me: *makes self deprecating joke*

everyone else: *is quiet*

me:

I’m obsessed with the idea of Rossi not knowing what happened before he rejoined the team

Rossi: be careful, if you’re not you might end up dying or dead

Reid: eh, it’s not as bad as people think it is

Rossi: w h a t

Or just the idea that this beanpole genius kid who won’t ever shut up has killed unsubs with barely any hesitation.

Rossi, after seeing Reid shoot someone: holy shit, the kid killed someone? Is he okay?

Hotch, not even looking up from his phone: It’s not the first time he’s done it

Rossi: w h a t 

Just imagine how funny it’d be

Rossi, seeing Reid in the morning: Kid, you look like you live off of meth and coffee

Reid: Meth? One addiction was enough for me

Rossi, trying to comprehend what’s being implied: … what the fuck happened to you