Im Here, Ive Been Here The Entire Time :3

I’m here, I’ve been here the entire time :3

The freak autistic girl who rambles about her interests and has 30 billion weird kinks does exist btw, it's just that she's usually also a little fat so nobody wants to hear it.

Naw I’d never get obsessed with anything ever, nahhh, that’s not me, noooo, what are you talking about?

in a VERY dom mood lately, entertain me, pets.

NSFT would you rather

1. Be over-stimulated or edged?

2. be a voyeur or have semi-public sex?

3. Finger yourself or follow guided masturbation?

4. Watch yourself in a mirror or listen to a recording of yourself?

5. Honey or ice?

6. Sleep in lingerie or nude?

7. Receive a voice memo or a nude from a mutual?

8. Shaved or bushy?

9. Grope yourself or be groped?

10. Cuddle under a blanket or sleep nude together?

11. Airplane sex or elevator sex?

12. Kitchen sex or shower sex?

13. Pool sex or workplace sex?

14. Watch porn or read erotica?

15. Receive or send a dirty message while at work?

16. Have your dirty thoughts shared with those around you or know the dirty thoughts of those around you?

17. Watch wlw or mlm porn?

18. Hump a pillow or use a vibrator?

19. Boobs or butt?

20. Lose your virginity together or lose to someone well-seasoned?

21. Get fingered in the library or at a nightclub?

22. Receive or perform oral?

23. Have “ok” sex daily or amazing sex once a week?

24. Doggy or missionary?

25. Physical touch or quality time?

26. Moan or scream?

27. Lace or latex?

28. White or black lingerie?

29. Have someone remote control your vibrator or control it for someone else?

**This was copied from another post. That blog didn’t have their reblogs on so full credit to them but since they didn’t want them shared, I won’t tag them out of respect. It’s a blog I follow and love and don’t want them to get bothered. These were just too good not to share.

Guys I think I’m a climate activist now!

Condoms are bad for the environment. Creampie me to save the planet

Meow, if you even care.

Reposting this because it’s actually super important

just some PSA's to subs:

hard doms really are like that. they aren't joking.

it's okay not to be into certain kinks. aftercare. ect. set the boundary.

babe, him being an online dom doesn't mean he's experienced. on that note, MOST doms are only online doms with no experience.

learn how to get yourself off. and never be scared to tell him how to.

there's someone into that weird thing you like.

oh, there's also someone into that deep dark one you'd never admit. trust me. it's literally fine.

hookup with other subs. trust me.

take care of your bodily health first.

ask for what you need. ask for it. if they refuse to give it to you. find someone who will.

EVEN AS A SUB. TAKE NO SHIT. DONT BE WALKED ON.