Love & Appreciate Yourself Or I'll Do It For You And That's A Threat.

love & appreciate yourself or I'll do it for you and that's a threat.

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

Hey Mom, Dead Mom, I need a little help here.

Y’all ever just emotionally attach yourself to camp counsellors? Because same.