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Kinda baffled by tumblr this week.

People thinking the jolivia custody case is legitimate is wild to me. Is this the same fandom that believes in bg or not? You believe in a faked birth certificate, parental support and custody agreement for Louis and bg? But you don't think jolivia would pull a stunt like this?

Jason and Olivia have traded their entire lowkey celebrity existence for years of tabloid features and stunts. Some of us have been talking about the Jolivia/Weinstein/Lawrence connects for years before covid larries saw last week's twitter rumours. If you don't think two people with a reputation in Hollywood for SA and general abusive behaviour aren't capable of filing a custody motion legally only to withdraw it before judgement time with a simple motion is beyond their realm, you seem to have zero understanding of what people do for fame.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering people in this fandom believe Louis paid out of pocket for bg himself, or that Harry himself is talking about restrictive 1D clauses in interviews and praising his bestie Jeff for saving him from them, then doing a pap walk with him, as though they haven't been butting heads bts for years, or Jeff didn't' arrange and sign off on holivia. Cute to see fandom Karen's reiterate to OGs what we told you years ago.

HSHQ are selling HS3 despite Harry not writing on it, they're selling Pleasing despite Harry not owning or designing it, they're selling holivia despite Harry not maintaining the stunt, they're selling actor Harry despite Harry showing no passion or excitement for the roles he's cast for, and because this fandom isn't critical enough to think about where this information is coming from, who is providing it, and why we never see Harry himself say anything. They're selling you Harry, at Home, in New York, while he 'lives in Los Feliz' just a month after using his only promo time to reiterate he does not spend time in LA unless he has to for work. Just, idk, be more critical about what we are getting and why. I miss the old 1D days where we were sceptical about everything (and we were right to be).

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Britney this, signals that. As if HSHQ would allow Harry to allude to that in an interview, this fandom is so stupid.

It’s obviously a Jagger reference ✨sarcasm✨

Genuinely though, question what the likelihood of all this info being out of Harry’s own mouth is. He’s talking about Jeff saving him from 1D all of a sudden, Sony is the hero now, and hs3 is his best album, is it? Are these all the words of a free man? Or signalling? As if Jeff would allow that, come on.

The Simon Cowell to CAA pipeline did not start with Britney and end with Harry but go off about the ✨brand new information✨ discovered. I know this fandom tends to disregard any information that’s been floating around for decades about other artists because all they know is the larrie fandom but I am tapped out of second hand embarrassment after seeing demonic big bird Harry this morning.

https://i-d.vice.com/en_uk/article/4ay5dm/the-history-of-the-circus-in-pop-music-britney-spears-katy-perry

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