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Guess What Crazy White Person Shit I Did Yesterday
Guess what crazy white person shit I did yesterdayπππππππββββββββπ π π π π π π π
Ok so I was driving down the highway with my family and I thought I saw an alligator so I yelled gator. We got all the way to the turnout were we lived and we drove back down the highway and we went over the median, which is ILLEGAL, and we didn't see it so my mother started driving BACKWARDS.... But anyways we drove back over the median and started heading down the highway AGAIN. And so we did another illegal crossing of the median and started heading back towards our house looking for the gator. And then my sibling yells out 'THERE IT IS' and my mother swerves to pull over cause we were doing like 70. And you know what the gator was? It was a fucken tree branch......... So basically we did some crazy illegal white people shit over a tree branch.

Here's the tree branch. It's now being called the 'Pine Gator'. Facts about the pine gator is that it shows up on the side of the road at night and is often mistaken for the common alligator. It is closely related to the tire gator.
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