body is 20+. no real dni, just dont be fucking rude. endos welcome. feel free to use any of these for incorrect quotes.
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Not My Usual Posts But One I Wanna Make In Case Anyone Wants To Use These:
not my usual posts but one I wanna make in case anyone wants to use these:
foss/fossil/foss's/foss/fossilself
format is they/them/theirs/their/themself
in speech: Oh, fossil? Foss is my friend, and that's foss dog! Foss likes to be by fossilself, though, so best not to disturb foss.
I used foss instead of fossil bc I like how it sounds more. enjoy being bones!!!
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I want a pet dinosaur so fucking bad y'all like I just want a funky little bird dog
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symptoms
sad
hungry
craving canned peaches
first it was the transmasc mad scientist with his little vial of goo and now it's these little gay boys..... what are you getting into over there my guy??? @cryptic-science
I posted 93 times in 2021
30 posts created (32%)
63 posts reblogged (68%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 2.1 posts.
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#🐽 - 8 posts
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#tommyinnit my lvl 2 moss finder - 1 posts
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#i cant drink the ones from taco bell bc of sensory issues and im upset bc i wanted a slushy and my mom brought home a taco bell one
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
shoving through the strexcorp arc as exposure therapy
3 notes • Posted 2021-09-14 19:54:00 GMT
#4
how do I tell my friend that xenogender enjoyers and bunny hat kids don't deserve to be mocked?? like tf you are Literally a punk. that's like our whole thing, not being rude to people. how do you fuck up that badly. anyway I'm adding mushroomcoric, zephrimasc, and bonegender to my list of microlabels partially out of spite 😙✌️
9 notes • Posted 2021-10-04 16:27:57 GMT
#3
how the paz smp characters smell according to my lovely bf:
Chip: Gross. but add gunpowder and leather (some blood too)
Fishy: blaze powder (cinnamon but Sharp) and cave smells (like snow n moss but watered down)
Hatter: super strong blaze powder smell, but loosely covered with ink and pine
Blu (ugh): seafoam
Glow: nether wastes (smoke and cave smells)
Paz: moss and dirt
Arson: wood and dirt
those are the main ones he remembers and so it's canon
10 notes • Posted 2021-10-29 21:04:04 GMT
#2
it's been a while since we were here; you might know us as @chipminkle-deactivated. regardless, here's our list of main alters who you'll most likely see at some point, in order of activity:
Atlas (Host) 🍄: I'm here the most, and I hold all of our obsession with fossils, evolution, and fungi.
Chip (Emotional Protector) 🐽: He's sweet, despite the things he's done in his source ❤️. He holds all of our memories from the Paz SMP, a Minecraft roleplay server we were in.
Remus (Co-host?) 🌿: He's basically my understudy, fronting when I can't handle the stress of everyday life. They hold our obsession with space and stars and such.
We also have a few miscellaneous other alters who might pop in from time to time, so I'll just list them and their emoji sign offs:
Logan 🤖, Patton🐶, Remus🍆, Charlie🎊, Crowley🔥, Aziraphale 🍣, Tubbo☢️, 7⬜, Charles👑, Ivan🌻, Amethyst⭐, Clyde🐊, Sonar🔊, Spamton✉️, Lancer♠️, Karrie/Cherry 🍒, and Dasha🐈
pronouns:
🍄:they/he/foss/xe
🤖🐶🍆🐽🍣☢️👑🐊♠️: he/him
🌿🔥: they/he
✉️: he/it
🍒: any
🔊⬜: it/its
🌻:he/mush/moss
I'm fairly certain that's everyone; if there are any updates I'll just edit this post. Enjoy the funny.
54 notes • Posted 2021-08-11 23:14:15 GMT
#1
wow, can't believe this, unfollowing rn. was a big fan of them breaking gender norms, didn't know he thought that Pluto isn't a planet 😔✋
66 notes • Posted 2021-10-15 20:01:24 GMT
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