J4yb-rd - Sniff Snorf

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i love reading these

hehe, thanks nfhdj :D

i just came up with this one, and it's. very self-indulgent, but just bear with me. ok so, reader insert or whatever, imagine some multiverse shit went down and you were transported to TSSM, with all of your knowledge about TSSM. and just- imagine being employed at the daily bugle, and you start writing these dumbass articles about the villains that you already know about. like imagine getting a newspaper and the headline is just

ARE ELECTRO AND DR OCTOPUS DATING?

LIKE COME ON BRO THAT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS, IMAGINE THAT HEBFHJD

sinister six sees some bullshit headline about how shocker is a DILF with MANY close-ups taken by peter parker, of course, and are so fucking confused

peter thinks it's hilarious and tries to get more pictures and of higher quality, plus tries to give you ideas. JJJ (and everyone else at the bugle) is so fucking confused but your papers sell faster than NFTs so he lets you keep doing it.

you write an article about the latest drama between rhino and sandman (according to you, they've been dating for weeks now), and they're like "alright we're gonna get this little rascal and make them pay." then they go kidnap you or whatever and you're just completely relaxed. not scared in the slightest. "dont worry guys its a kids show im gonna be okay!" anyways yeah that'd be so funny

What if you…. 👉👈 tssm electro 🥺

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Favorite frames of the Enforcers from S2 E9 of The Spectacular Spider-Man :D

poly and gay cowboy caught in action trying to destroy public property with his boyfriends! more on this story at 5

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ok i went to bed and got a proper amount of sleep like a healthy person, isn't that weird? anyways, i freakin LOVE sandman's arc in TSSM, except it's CUT OFF BY THE SHOW ENDING RJNFJDNJK so i would love to write something that's a continuation of his redemption. after he's been assumed dead, maybe he decides to try to be sneaky about what he does, and/or tries shapeshifting into other people? i feel like he'd want to stay hidden for a while, and let people continue to think he died. after a bit of trying (and probably succeeding) to be sneaky, he starts doing nicer stuff, like giving the stolen money to charity and/or homeless people, and more stuff like we see in his final episode, of just being nice to people because he can. honestly, there is SO MUCH POSSIBILITY! AND IT ALL GOT RUINED CAUSE OF DISNEY GRRR

so yesterday while making the "give me writing ideas!" post i forgot i work 9 hours today. yeah ahaha yall might uh. yall might have to wait a bit-