Moo Deng Vs The World

moo deng vs the world

like literally there will never be anything funnier than a vampire being like “my life sucks nobody has it as bad as me : (” and they’re literally actively murdering some random dude who was on his way home from his fucking 9-5 or whatever

Someday I'll make a burner account, go on the CoS reddit and do nothing but make posts about how everyone in Barovia is queer. I'll get downvoted and yelled at but the mods won't ban me and they'll never be able to get rid of me, even after my campaign is over I'll be there, telling everyone Victor is trans and Ireena is ace and Van Richten would never think of himself as anything other than cishet but he sometimes uses his Hat of Disguise to dress as an old woman and there's something he finds so lovely about being soft and feminine when he does. And they'll all have to deal with it, and so will their children, and their children's children, unto the seventh generation.

After all Darlin', I wouldn't sell the world For all the gold or sterling If it falls I would hold on for all it's worth The future's so bright it's burnin'

~ Empire Now, Hozier

MIDNIGHT MASS Episode 2 - "Book II: Psalms"

tonight on the board is barovia’s weirdest, awkwardest, most off-putting young wizard

(references from @yarrow-leaf and @robinovas )