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Stuff I Remember Thinking About When I Was Little

Stuff I remember thinking about when I was little

So has anyone ever wondered why we call words what we call them? Like, why do we call our hair hair, who came up with the word hair and decided to call the stuff on our head that? Why didn’t they call it swoogerwoofer or some weird thing like that? For another thing, why do we call words words? Like, what if we called words appendix or something? 

“I can’t come to school tomorrow because I’m getting my word removed”

“What’s the appendix for *insert vague explanation for something here*”

No, just me? Ok I’ll just show myself out...


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Babies Experiencing Things For The First Time

First time watching fireworks:

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 First time being dunked into water that’s way too cold:

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First time getting caught in a bubble shower:

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First time driving through a dark tunnel:

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First time chatting with a puppet:

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First time finding a new recipe in a cooking magazine:

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First time forgetting how spoons work:

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First time seeing ice cream:

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villain origin stories are so fucking funny. like oh i accidentally got lizard genes in my me guess i should get a sick hoverboard and fly around throwing bombs at people and screeching. my name is green goblin now. it’s the next logical step

This speaks to me on a cellular level. 😋

Writer things

- were street lamps invented in ww2????

- how much does an arm cost tho

- Everyone is nodded. All the heads are nodding in this conversation

- wait no it was raining wasn’t it *looks back ten pages* yeah okay why did i do that

- It’s still night right?

- It’s been night for like 30 years at this point

- what’s that guy’s name again? I should know this these are my babies

- I have no idea how you guys are going to get out of this alive so figure it out kids

- *googles* how to travel across Europe during the middle ages

- effects of the bubonic plague???

- shoot, comas don’t work like I want them to. I need a convenient coma

- Everyone has the ability to quirk one eyebrow why is this

- how smart are rats

- I think they’ve sighed like 30 times now

- how do i describe what its like to run a mile I’ve never done that in my life

- Im sure its just like super hard

- No one cares about the weather stop

- i just wrote twenty pages in two hours why cant i do this in school

- everyone smirks too much but what else do i say its not a smile its too sad for that

- and now everyone is just ‘smiling sadly’.

- chuckled sounds like santa clause but laugh is too much but snickered is evil but giggled is too bubbly…

- what is the purpose of a rubber duck

- no, don’t make references this is a serious piece of literature

- “now if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow”

- okay i need tea and music and oh wow look at that someone liked my tumblr post…