Y'all I'm So Sick Of Sticking My Neck Out For People With No Neck No Bitches No Money No Balls And Are

Y'all I'm so sick of sticking my neck out for people with no neck no bitches no money no balls and are not baller, you feel me

if i don’t see the koopalings in the mario movie, i will scream. just show me the funny turtle children that love their evil father

Y'all I will never understand women that date toxic men for the "vibe"

I go to school with this one girl and she constantly is driving me up a fucking wall with the bullshit she's on

She literally left this really sweet dude who really likes cars and is partially deaf because he was "too boring"

Homeboy is the chillest dude I've ever met and really sweet

The actual buttermilk fuck

Bro you will never catch me dating a man that before he goes into any doctor's office he has to rip out his soul and put it in one of these

I don't think that they will ever be a movie that I love more than Surf's Up.

We don't talk about the second one cuz that one doesn't exist.

I was told many lies about high school but the one lie I'm the maddest about is that I was told that the posh girls would be carrying around bath & body work sprays and spraying it in the rooms that guy smelt bad no one in my school does this and I'm so mad about it the guy smell like absolute dog shit and it's terrible these girls need to get some balls and some bath and body works spray cuz I'm sick of smelling sweat and MUSK