So I Saw A Photograph Of An Actress In 1964 Wearing Jean Shorts That Were Quite Short (tbh Shorter Than

So I saw a photograph of an actress in 1964 wearing Jean shorts that were quite short (tbh shorter than I would’ve thought for the time) and then I just thought of Marie wearing herself a pair in the summertime and George trying to be a gentleman and not look but like having a peep before tearing his eyes away

But then like if you know what old basketball shorts looked like (hint: they were short), imagine George Jason and Marie going to hang out and play basketball and enjoy the nice summer day outside and Marie is just like “damn”

Update:

I rosesplained the puzzle too hard and they got offended because I insulted their intelligence

If someone could tell me politely when to shut the fuck up because I’m being an overbearing piece of shit that would be wonderful

Lmao someone was complaining that the only way you’d be able to save Ricky is if you believed Marie was untrustworthy so it was basically a crapshoot

And I was like

Uh

No

You get at least 5 clues that tell you outright she’s lying

That’s a lot more than other callers

The game REALLY wants you to save Ricky

So the subreddit is getting into a bit of an argument rn cuz people are arguing if the opening credits scene is Clive or not

And someone is like “oh well there’s a note in Reggie’s office and a note at the end credits that tells you Clive is alive” and I’m like

Is this an excuse to go and do another playthrough because I think yes

Marie: you’re so lucky I pulled you out of that river. You were out cold. You could’ve died.

George: and I am forever grateful to you for that, I really am.

Marie: imagine what would’ve happened if I hadn’t been where I was. If I hadn’t been able to find you. I think about it so often. *tearing up* I don’t know what I would’ve done if I lost you… I couldn’t make it on my own…

George: hey you can’t think of this stuff, you know. You’re just freaking yourself out. Just focus on what is here right now. I’m fine, you’re fine, th’ baby’s fine. We have enough to think about right here.

Marie: *crying* what would I do if you weren’t here? My parents wouldn’t want anything to do with me.

George: we will never need to know the answer to that question. Ever. ‘Cause I’m right here and I’m not going nowhere. Please just try to go to bed Bean, you’re gonna make th’ baby nervous and then he’ll be kicking you all night again. Just take a deep breath.

Marie: I know… I just can’t help feeling like this is the best possible outcome and that we got ridiculously lucky. Like it’s a fluke.

George: maybe we did. Maybe it is. That should make us grateful, not fearful of what wasn’t.

Marie: hm…

Ok but imagine if George and Marie got to go to their senior prom-

She wouldn’t wanna go because obviously she would be like…. Mega pregnant

But he would encourage it

And they show up and she’s literally in a beautiful gown with a matching corsage and matching his tie and he’s so proud of his beautiful wife and she’s so self conscious

And like at first everyone was like oh wow so that’s where she went but then they are like kinda jealous of how in love they are

Lmao someone was complaining that the only way you’d be able to save Ricky is if you believed Marie was untrustworthy so it was basically a crapshoot

And I was like

Uh

No

You get at least 5 clues that tell you outright she’s lying

That’s a lot more than other callers

The game REALLY wants you to save Ricky