No No No, Im Not Saying Your At Fault At All *starts Sweating, With Hands Raised*

No no no, I’m not saying your at fault at all *starts sweating, with hands raised*

Like I said I didn’t knock it. *takes a deep breath* I see I may only be making the situation worse. *stands up talking a hefty envelope from his pocket* please take this as an apology, now if you’ll excuse me I must be on my way. *struggles to hide uncomfortableness in voice*

After viewing certain media, miss bates…

I’m sorry if this comes as I shock but my conclusion is that you are dead.

'Infidel'

-Mrs. Bates

Ah yes kid, pollen and all that *gestures to the air* anyway I came here in hopes of helping you and your… lovely mother in renovating the motel. I hope you noticed the sign has fallen onto the road. *looks out the window*

After viewing certain media, miss bates…

I’m sorry if this comes as I shock but my conclusion is that you are dead.

'Infidel'

-Mrs. Bates

How pleasant.

*eye twitching*

After viewing certain media, miss bates…

I’m sorry if this comes as I shock but my conclusion is that you are dead.

'Infidel'

-Mrs. Bates

Of course dear gentlemen! Just give me a sec to go to my car. *all hints of fear suddenly fade, a suspicious smirk pulls at his lips*

After viewing certain media, miss bates…

I’m sorry if this comes as I shock but my conclusion is that you are dead.

'Infidel'

-Mrs. Bates

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An au where there is no romance, they are just friends.