Just A Normal Day In Kohona Ft:you

Just a normal day in kohona ft:you

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Kakashi: *innocently reading his icha icha paradise with a normal face*

You: you know these books don't even hold a candle to what i read

Kakashi: ....should I be worried?

You: *pulls out haunting Adeline and more*

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Kakashi: HE DOES WHAT WITH A GUN!!!

You: do you need more recommendations?

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Naruto: ...

Sakura:... Should we interrupt?

Sasuke:.. leave them be

This looks nothing like him thooo 💀😭... I thought the beel one would be ya know more of a buffy type.... I am Complaining! 😭🥹

This towel is the sole item restricting Satan from being banned frr

😭ikrr.. like where are those buffy tiddies of his😮‍💨 the disappointment 😞

This towel is the sole item restricting Satan from being banned frr

Obey me brothers after finding out what rainbow kiss actually is:

Lucifer: ...you see after all these years nothing surprises me anymore

Mammon: *insert the WHAT THE FUCK meme*

Levi:... I TOLD YOU NORMIES WERE GROSS

Asmo: I mean if they like it, they like it? Though it's not my kink *unfazed beach*

Satan: ............

Beel: is it tasty?

Mc: NO BEEL EW JUST NO

Belphie: I've totally lost my believe in humanity now

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Uhm... So this is my first time writing a storyline based thing and spare me cause I'm slowly getting the hang of how Tumblr works but i present y'all with....

Storyline: haikyuu... A historical fantasy story about a arch mage, an alchemist and a crowned royal prince. You have been engrossed by the manhwa after your friend recommended this to you. But what happens when you suddenly get isekai'ed into the story as a saintess?

Yandere sakusa (our cleanliness loving arch mage):

You were the saintess.. and he was the mage... Ofcourse you guys were meant to be! It was a match made in heaven sweetheart! You are meant to be together forever! The things you touch... The path you walk on... Everything around you is soo pure so innocent and so so so desperate to be ruined..ruined by him!

(he's an arch mage honey, he's gonna arch your back( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠))

The moment he realises that the crowned prince and that bastard of an alchemist are in love with you... He loses it! He has to keep you safe! No one is allowed to taint your pure soul! No one but him!

Don't be surprised when you find yourself locked in a temple with high level magic spells around you.. he just did it for your protection sweetheart.. So what if you are the saintess and have to bless people? You should only use your blessings on him and him alone! Don't worry love... He'll make sure to remove any peck of impurity around both of you<3

Even if he has to get his hands dirty just for you<3

Yandere akaashi (royal crowned prince)

You're a saintess... That means you are his bride! His soon to be wife and the empire's mother! What do you mean that's not how it works? Isn't it how it goes in the stories? The saintess marries the crowned prince who turns into the emperor and they live happily forever ever after?

Aw.. ofcourse you don't know about it.. you're a pure soul afterall! Silly him! He needs to protect you then! Since, he can't have someone else taking his salvation away!

...WHAT!? THAT LOUSY MAGE AND PESKY ALCHEMIST DARE HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!? This can't be! no nO NO NO! This is treason! Treason against the royal family! So what if they are powerful? They need to be executed immediately!

Only he has the rights to claim you as his wife! Even if he has to bend a few royal orders here and there....

Yandere kita ( perfectionist alchemist )

Playing with spells and magic circles was his thing! The moment he laid his eyes on you.. he was enchanted! Obsessed! Desperate!. He needed to have you one way or the other.

You bless people, save them from misery by your holy powers, the epitome of mercy whereas he was deemed as evil, scary and an outcast.. but you.. you were the only one who treated him like a human.. no, no he doesn't care if you're the saintess, a maid or even a witch... He loves you! No matter what you are and what you want to be!

He's got to cage you keep you safe from prying eyes! Darling, he has seen how other stare at you... It makes him want to claw their eyes out!

How about going far far away from humanity where only the two of you are present? Doesn't it sound so romantic?♡

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What kind of yandere they would be:

(haikyuu edition)

Hinata: I believe that he would be more of a submissive type of yandere... The one who is literally into degradation and such? Considering his sunshine personality

Kageyama: manipulative 💯 the one who acts all shy and weak infront of their s/o but isn't .... That's him that's kageyama for you

Tsukishima: to be honest I don't give a flip flop about what kinda yandere he would be... I just want him to dom me no questions asked

Yamaguchi: like hinata I believe he would also be the submissive yandere who is into degradation but please praise this boi, he'd love it so much!!

Kenma: delusional one... Definitely! He would be that sorta person (or yandere in this case) who would literally plan the name of your future kids just because you made eye contact with him and smiled (though I want him to rail me but we shall not talk about that)

Oikawa: stalker...ish? I dunno oikawa just gives of the vibes that he would definitely be a stalker tyla yandere who would literally have a shrine for their s/o... A green flag? Nah! That man is a gree forest on fire

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Part 1 I guess? Well I ran Outta colors so yeah.. maybe I'll make a part 2? Or 3? Either way... Deal with this bad oriented post cause I still don't know how TF do you add continuous pictures along with text... Might take some time to learn but I'll try!