Loki: If I Can't Cause Tiny Bits Of Chaos Every Day, I Think My Body Will Shut Down

loki: if i can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, i think my body will shut down

tony: why can't we just leave morgan at home with nat? she’s definitely old enough to babysit—

pepper: because nat’s idea of babysitting morgan is “making sure she survives”

peter: hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

mj: a glass of water is an inanimate object. therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

peter:

peter: water you doing?

tony: i was arrested for being too cool

stephen: the charges were dropped due to lack of supporting evidence

peter, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

morgan, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

tony: what the hell are you guys doing

peter: playing systematic oppression

tony: okay team, let’s synchronize our watches

thor: i don’t know what that means

natasha: i don’t have a watch

clint: time is a construct