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For September 27, 2024
Trader Joe's cashier #5
you can always sense when a TJ cashier likes or dislikes you.
the ones who like you feel inspired to talk your ear off like they're your long bff and you were separated by fate, and are having a surprise reunion. I can't ever tell if they're trying to seduce me, figure out if I have sisters or brothers they can date, or if I can hook them up with a job. maybe all of the above.
sometimes they make various detailed commentary about my wise, clever purchase options. as if I'd never shopped in TJ's before now. like these products define me as a credible human being, and I have magical shopping powers.
once, a white chick wrote her digits on a receipt (this was at the Trader Joe's in Evanston in Chicago) flat out and wrote 'let's do dinner and each other'. real romantic that one huhuhuh.
I miss the days when these cashiers just looked like miserable, depressed people who had that look on their faces wondering what cardinal sin they committed to wind up in Dante's 9th circle of hell.
speaking of which, have you ever spoken to a T-mobile customer service representative? I did, unfortunately lately for my parents and troubleshooting. they have mostly these very professional chicks who sound like they're trying to seduce me. it has to be intentional. I wish Verizon would pick up on this ingenious tactic!