Internet-w3ird0 - Oliver 💤

What tf was I on while making this.

2BDamned/Doc headcanons

Because I'm a fellow Doc enjoyer. And I'm obsessed with this old man that has only appeared four times now in the fucking series.

This is LOOOONG.

If he had an equivalent to a human age, he would be at least in his early 40's or in his mid 30's.

Doesn't mind He/They pronouns, gender? What is that really?

Agender and gender nonconforming

Has eight piercings in total, two industrials, four orbitals an eyebrow piercing and a tongue piercing.

He's Russian, idk why i just think he is for some reason.

He's punk, or was punk at some point. C'mon now, he's a dissenter, he betrayed the agency in some way. Don't tell me that's not punk.

+ silly ahhhh mohawk

He's autistic. Not that he really knows it ofc, but it's kind of like an open secret.

(At this point all of the status quo is neurodivergent + mentally ill)

He's bilingual, he knows more than ten languages including russian and english.

What? ofc he knows Spanish? (I'm coping so fucking hard rn)

He shaves his head for routine and 2B more comfortable (I'm sooo funny i know)

Cut him some slack, maintaining hair, specially a mohawk is difficult.

This man absorbs information like it's there's no tomorrow, if the topic interest him ofc.

That's how he learned some medical stuff.

He likes black coffee, just plain coffee, no sugar or nothing.

Sleep schedule? What it's that?

He knows all about Nevada and how it all works, it's his thing, he learns pretty fast and Jebus is he good at it.

The only reason why he doesn't learn how to drive properly is because he doesn't see a real reason for it.

Why learn how to drive if reality itself is in constant danger?

He does know how to cook but he is too lazy to do it.

He's a chubby man, he does have some muscles, a dadbod to be more specific.

Ofc he has a lot of body hair.

He knows basic self defense tactics, but only uses them as a last resort.

When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time