HiJinx 101 As Incorrect Quotes
HiJinx 101 as Incorrect Quotes
Warren: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive. Haley: “I bought a monster truck.” Leo: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.” Sage: “I got you pizza.” Lisa: Fools! I present to you this: “Leo is driving to your house right now.” Haley: “Mae had too much money so they’re driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that they got for you.” Warren: “…Because they missed you.”
*Sage falls over* Leo: Sage! Are you alright? Sage : Is that you, God? Leo: What? Sage : It's just, you sound a lot more like Leo than I expected.
Warren: What’s something you guys are better than Sage at? Sakura: Mario Kart. Haley: Yeah, video games. Mae: Emotional vulnerability.
Chloe: Are you a cuddler? Viktor: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Chloe: Viktor: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
Haley: Some people are like slinkies. Warren: What? Haley: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Warren: Warren: Please don't push Lisa down the stairs. Haley, pushing Lisa down the stairs: Too late.
Andy & Mae:*Playing video games* Chloe: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Andy: *silence* Mae: *silence* Chloe, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Andy & Mae in shame: Yeah...
Haley: Is stabbing someone immoral? Andy: Not if they consent to it. Sage: Depends on who your stabbing. Warren: YES??!!?
Tony: You have friends and I envy that. Rita: You're welcome to share my friends. Tony: *looks at Enzo and Kai* Tony: I don't want those.
Chester: What do you call disobeying the law? The Squad: A hobby. Chester: *crosses their arms* The Squad: That we do not engage in.
Enzo: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Scarlet: Voldemort? Enzo: No. Scarlet: Is it Voldemort? Enzo: It's not Voldemort. Scarlet: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.
Kai: If I run and leap at Chester, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. Kai, running towards Chester: Coming in! Chester: No! I’m holding coffee! Chester: *Drops coffee and catches Kai*
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HiJinx 101 Fact:
Each chaos deity's magical abilities are based on the object they're based off
(e.g. N3r0 having TV based abilities such as glitching, hypnosis, technology manipulation, etc.)
i know how to identify all of the barksies now.
The Smiling Critters Headcanons
Here are some of my personal headcanons of The Smiling Critters, cartoon version. Why I did this? Because art block.
Warning though: CatNap x DogDay ship mention
All eight of these critters have the tendency to act like their animal species or do things that only their animal species are known to do. Examples below:
DogDay can bark, he just rarely does so. But he sometimes pants like a dog, especially after a long, vigorous exercise or play. And sometimes he does the play bow when he wants to play. He mostly play bows in front of CatNap.
CatNap loves boxes, grooms himself like a cat, and will play with cat toys and laser pointers. He will knead DogDay’s belly or anything soft. And he can vocalize like a cat. Even hiss, yowl, and chatter (aka when the cat goes “ekekekekekek.”). If he does not like you, expect to get scratched.
Bobby BearHug sometimes uses trees to scratch her back. She also can climb trees with no problem!
Bubba uses his trunk when taking a bath and he sometimes trumpets.
Hoppy tends to stomp when annoyed.
Kickin can crow like a rooster, since he’s a male chicken. He crows when he is excited though or as a victory cry. He rarely clucks, but he goes “BA-GAWK” when startled/scared.
Picky squeals like a pig when she gets scared. She rarely snorts and oinks, but she does it.
Due to being a mythical equine, CraftyCorn’s ears pretty much work like the ears of a horse. The ears show her mood. Pinned back means she’s angry, annoyed, or moody. When her ears are up and moving about, she’s listening to the environment around her. Since she’s a unicorn, sometimes Crafty points her horn when she feels threatened.
CraftyCorn is shy and often draws alone. She often hides her artwork immediately someone asks what she’s drawing. She will, however, become angry when someone purposely messes up all her hard work.
PickyPiggy avoids eating chicken and pork.
Hoppy and Kickin have a friendly rivalry, especially when they’re playing sports or doing parkour.
Bubba is the nerd of the group and loves to learn new things. So much so he becomes curious a lot and asks a lot of questions.
Bobby BearHug loves hugging people, but she always asks someone first if they want a hug.
Bobby is also the love expert and is very observant once she sees that someone has a crush on another someone.
All eight of the critters can breathe their own gas like CatNap, but their gas is their respective scent. CatNap can breathe out the lavender scent instead of the poppy gas, but only when he is calm. Bobby loves to use her rose gas/scent to blow kisses.
The Critters sometimes use others’ scent as a stress reliever and not just as a way to sleep.
The critters often times get nightmares of what happens to their BBI versions.
DogDay and CatNap are best friends, but CatNap has a crush on DogDay. DogDay likes him back, but both he and CatNap are idiots. They don’t know that they both like each other. They are always coming up with excuses why they think the other doesn’t return their feelings.
All 6 other critters are aware of this and tend to tease the two when the other isn’t present.
Have any of y’all seen Barbie: The 12 Dancing Princesses? Have you seen that part where the sisters tease Genevieve for her crush on the cobbler? Yeah, imagine the Critters teasing DogDay for his crush on CatNap like that.
Since the group is 4 boys, 4 girls, the groups often have their own nights where they can hang out and chat. Boys Night and Girls Night!
(Okay. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THAT THERE IS NO OTHER COLORS ON TUMBLR FOR ME TO MATCH THE CHARACTERS?)