Wanting To Eat A Person Is Normal! I Mentioned This To My Friends One Time And They Will Not Let It Die.
Wanting to eat a person is normal! I mentioned this to my friends one time and they will not let it die. Like, cannibalism is objectively not that deep. Aesthetically pleasing even. If it’s sourced ethically then literally what’s the problem? I just really wanna know what a well cook human tastes like. If I can eat a pig, I can eat a person! Both are intelligent, emotional creatures, the only difference is humans tend to suck ass. If people taste like bacon woah boy. And I’ll never know what they taste like because everything I’ve read on it (which is a lot by the way) is conflicting. There’s a psychological aspect to it. A child murderer cannibal was all like, it tastes like chick and melts like tuna. And a starving and stranded was all, it was dry and tasted like nothing. I can’t trust these people! But also can’t just acquire human flesh for cooking because the law hates me specifically! I’m so consistently peeved about it and my friends keep going: “we can’t just go back to talking about dnd, what do u mean cannibalism is cool sometimes-“ I’m the only normal one here! I’m just saying, if Vivziepop hell was real, I’d put on a hat, a blazer, and a skirt, get all fucking pale and 50s, and immediately waltz into cannibal town to eat like 3 guys. Barbecue one of them like a brisket and shit. I should stop talking. For legal reasons this is a joke-
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