This Was A While Ago Because Uh.. I Sent This Ask (yes I'm A Harem Hating Ass Mothafucker. )

This was a while ago because uh.. I sent this ask (yes I'm a harem hating ass mothafucker. )

I'm surprised this got answered at all.. and the fact I used anonymous.

Now off I go to spread heresy.

Confession #216

The Cardin family is a fuckin mess of a family tree post Alexanders birth... Because Alexanders brother is Lucius's uncle on his mother's side.. technically. I ain't going into it.

But that piece of trivia means lucius is a cardinal.. well only on the family tree. Because yeah the world of Nexus is fuckin WEIRD.

I mean no disrespect when I say this but.. no.

It's more accurate to say that both lines don't actually foreshadow anything about bmblb becoming canon, while it would be a stroke of unexpected genius.. it's most likely that it's actually referring to character traits they have. Blake is a faunus thus hence "the beast" her story was about the faunus.. atleast until it got swept under the rug but thats unrelated (plus id like to imagine she is supposed to be both beauty and beast to represent the idea that it doesn't matter what you look like as long as you are a good person you will be accepted.. but that's just me and probably not cannon) meanwhile yang, well more accurately early yang was focused on her appearance outside of her friends and family.. and when I say appearance I especially mean her hair. Yang originally would nearly lose her shit when her hair gets messed with, even to the point she'd beat the shit out of them... And may I remind you of Neon's comments during the vytal festival. . And specifically Yang growing more and more frustrated. Yang was focused on maintaining her appearance and "beauty" (eh? Eh? Ok yeah that wasn't funny I'll see myself out).

Apologies this probably comes off mean-spirited I just feel like this is a tad bit of a stretch. However that doesn't mean that this ship is bad, just that maybe not try and find a way to show that it was planned. The ship becoming canon is enough. (That probably sounds half assed and disingenuous but I can't come up with anything better).. but on a side note I just wish it becoming canon was a lot smoother so that way I don't have to deal with annoying bickering.

But obviously everything I've said is an opinion and I've kinda made it my brand that my opinions are worse than seweage water. So if you do disagree that's completely fine.

Have a good rest of your day and good bye.

Rock on till ya drop tata mothafuckers.

The RWBY fandom has a lot of oblivious people because in the Red Trailer while Red Like Roses pt1 (aka character foreshadow: the song) the lyrics referencing Blake and Yang were 'Black the Beast descends from shadows, Yellow Beauty burns gold' and yet a lot of people were still shocked or in denial when it turned out later that their relationship is basically a sapphic retelling/allusion of Beauty and the Beast. It-- it'd been kinda obvious for volumes, guys. They-- they kind of said it in the first trailer--

Having to reblogs this because I accidentally deleted the original, I'm sorry everyone.

Paladin? No no.. house husband.

Jaune is currently cooking up dinner as he talks to his partner.

Jaune: so me and my friends were playing some Gungeons and Grimm and we were selecting our classes, I wanted to play a paladin but then Neptune suggested I play a house husband, which I know was a joke but-

He turns to his partner wearing a white apron with the words "worlds Greatest stay at home dad" on it.

Jaune: I don't get why he suggested it. Why do you think so?

Imagine your jaune otp.

Or you know, maybe not antagonize eachother like fucking toddlers.

Here's a fact for everyone, critics are more accurately Rwby fans who have certain problems with how the series is handled. Aka OPINIONS.

On the surface that's completely fine, opinions are opinions we have the right to agree and/or disagree. The problem lies In the fact this fandom just doesn't wanna get along. The entire reason RWDE and Rwbycritics exists is a by product of the fact certain people just don't want to hear differing opinions.

However that does not mean Rwde and Rwbycritics are completely in the right, there are unfortunately a small percentage of idiots who mistake criticizing for just hating... Which let me tell ya, it's annoying as fuck. Unfortunately tho those idiots are the main focus when it comes to talking about the critical side of this and why certain fans have a bias against it.

If we want the critics to stop being a "problem" we need to stop acting as if all of them are Terrible. Instead we need to understand that not every opinion is the exact same.

Also so that way I can stop using the Rwde tag because it conveys the idea that I'm a critic, which ya know is a blatant lie because I ain't got the fuckin neurons to write a fully coherent essay on my opinions about Rwby.

Obviously this sounds preachy as shit but it would be nice if this fandom didn't fight itself every five minutes. we are a fandom, we are a collective of individuals with equally valid opinions, no one here is an enemy minus the idiots who mistake criticizing for hating or you know use it as an excuse to hate instead of sharing opinions in a decent way.

Alright I'm done, I need a drink and I bet you either a critic or a rwby fan with twice as many braincells than me (or less, depends on the amount of baseless insults) arrives and completely obliterates this reblog.

Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

Rock on till ya drop, tata mothafuckers.

why are the replies in every post about rwby such a nightmare jesus christ. people really should grow a thicker skin if they want to like something that is just so bad

So like here's a fun fact, so with the apparent proof that I don't like how bmblb was handled and the fact I ship dragonslayer and Blacksun you may assume i just hold a deep hatred towards bmblb.. no actually. It's much weirder

So I don't hate bmblb, which you'd think I would and I wouldn't blame you. But I'm more neutral. I wouldn't touch this ship with a ten foot poll but that's more due to the fear of fucking up when it comes to writing them.. plus also because I'm a straight man who has admitted he can't write women to save his ass and especially sucks at writing queer characters. So you can imagine how intimidating it is to write a combination of both.

But alas my incompetence has come to humiliate me.. because I'm gonna try and write a short bmblb fic.. like really short, like Tumblr fic-

"OK WE FUCKING GET IT."

Alright fine I'll get to the meat and potatoes.

I wanna write like one bmblb fic, but to be honest?

Writing Blake and yang is fucking intimidating. Especially writing their relationship.

I say this because I'm a guy right? Straight one too, so I feel like I'm walking a fine line on making it seem I actually care about writing their relationship.. and fetishizing their relationship which.. ya know it isn't exactly a decent thing to do regardless of gender or sexuality.

But that's all.