Scott: Why Is Your Spotify Filled With These Songs?

Scott: Why is your Spotify filled with these songs?

Kurt: Which songs?

Scott: Linkin Park, Green Day, what is this?

Kurt: I don’t know what’s so weird about th-

Warren: *starts blasting In The End from the other room*

Scott: Oh, I see you. Look, just take his leather jacket. Works like a charm.

Scott: *is wearing Peter’s jacket*

Moira: *In a relationship with Charles* Hey kids, I—

Peter: Excuse me, who the fuck. I’m not your son.

Jean: What are you doing here?!

Moira: O-okay,-

Jean: DAAAD!

Charles: *Walking in the room* What?

Peter: Who the fuck is this?!

Jean: Did you and papa break up again?

Moira:

Charles: Children, this is my girlf—

Peter: I’m going to Scott’s.

Charles: No.

Jean: Fine. Peter, we’re going to Papa’s.

Charles: Don’t go to Erik!

Peter: WE’RE ALREADY OUT THE FUCKING DOOR!!!

Moira:

Charles: I’m so sorry.

Erik: Ah, I see that you are having the annual “everyone thinks Erik is a lunatic” meeting.

Charles: It’s biannual, and no, not that one.

Jean: This is the monthly “are Scott and Peter fucking or do they just play really loud video games” meeting.

Warren: Hey!

Jean: Sorry, I’m a lesbian.

Warren: Well, hello there.

Jubilee: I’m dating her!

Warren: Is there anyone around here who actually likes men?!

Kurt: I do.

Warren: Okay, we’re going out for dinner.

Rogue:*looks around the school* Is anyone here actually straight?

Jubilee: Maybe Sc–

Jean: Not after Peter moved in.

Warren: *babysitting Nate during Scott and Peter’s date night*

Warren: I found another box of old baby toys!  Let’s see what we’ve got. Fingerpaints? We have to do that. Let’s see, what else do we have?

Warren: *pulls out two dolls* Ooooh. Which one do you like better, the baby or the whore? Which one are you reaching for?

Nate: *grabs the barbie*

Warren: The whore!