Jean: Admit It! You Like My Boyfriend.

Jean: Admit it! You like my boyfriend.

Pietro: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Scott? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around him? Yeah. Does he get me in ways no one ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of person who would try to steal someone else’s boyfriend? Sure, of course, but do I like him? 

Pietro: *pauses*

Pietro: The answer’s no.

*The X-Men getting drinks to celebrate a victory*

Peter: I've got to go.

Scott: Aren't you forgetting something?

Peter: Uhhhh... 

Peter:*kisses Scott and walks away*

Scott: … 

Scott: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Scott: Girlfriends sleep together, bathe together, and even see each other naked!

Peter: We already do that.

Scott: *looks around* Shhhh

Jean: So how’s life treating you?

Scott: Well, you know, I’m at a middle school dance with your brother as my date.

Jean: So nothing’s changed?

Peter: You know, Scott was like a brother to me.

Jubilee: *from a distance* Sweet home Alabama…

Warren: *babysitting Nate during Scott and Peter’s date night*

Warren: I found another box of old baby toys!  Let’s see what we’ve got. Fingerpaints? We have to do that. Let’s see, what else do we have?

Warren: *pulls out two dolls* Ooooh. Which one do you like better, the baby or the whore? Which one are you reaching for?

Nate: *grabs the barbie*

Warren: The whore!