I Just Had A Horrifying Thought:

I just had a horrifying thought:

Gideon the Vampire Slayer.

This thought is horrifying specifically for her Watcher, Sex Pal, who is desperately trying to keep her alive despite her astonishing lack of regard for her own safety, her persistent belief that a big sword is an acceptable substitute for a plan - something she's right about often enough to be annoying and wrong about often enough to almost die on a regular basis - and her secondary belief that being severely injured just makes her even hotter.

watching Hazbin Hotel as a tumblr user like "shit. whoever made this has really got our number, huh?"

shark: the ultimate gender

I'm sure this won't go anywhere.

Oz is such a slight presence in his first couple of appearances, I was worrying I might not like him this time around - then 'What's My Line' hits, and... Oz is here. He's fully here - not the deepest character, sure, but just being a vaguely enjoyable presence all over the place. Buffy needs that - the character who isn't fully a part of the big dramatic plots, but is just generally fun to have around; it's one of the roles Anya will fill when Oz leaves.

(I'm also realising that the reason I was surprised to see Oz earlier in 'Inca Mummy Girl' is that I always remembered this episode as his real introduction. I'd just forgotten in the more-than-a-decade since my last rewatch.)

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad