Jason: I Learned Some Very Valuable Lessons From This

Jason: I learned some very valuable lessons from this

Y/n: Let me guess they’re all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away

Jason: Death isn’t real and I’m a god

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Store worker: Would a Y/n y/l/n please come to the front desk?

Y/n arriving at the front desk: Hello, what’s the problem?

Store worker, points to Jason and Roy: I believe they belong to you?

Jason and Roy simultaneously: We got lost

Y/n: I didn’t even bring you guys with me

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Y/n: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives

Jason: I normally wake up at 4:30

Y/n: ...

Y/n/ I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Jason, talking to Roy unaware that Y/n’s in the apartment as well: Hello fellow idiot

Y/n: Hey Jay

Jason: No, no, not you, you’re not an idiot

Y/n: You underestimate me

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Jason: Okay I get it. You’ve had a hard time lately, you’re stressed, seven people died-

Y/n: Twelve actually

Jason: Not the point. Look they’re dead now and really whose fault was that?

Y/n: Ours!

Jason: That’s right: no one’s

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Roy: Truth or dare

Y/n: Dare

Roy: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room

Y/n: Hey Jay

Jason blushing furiously: Yeah?

Y/n: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Kori

Bruce, a tired dad who should be sleeping because Gotham is a hard place to live in and he needs sleep: Okay, let’s try this one more time. Collapsing building, fire everywhere, villain attack. What do you do?

Dick:

Y/n: ... Call the heroes-

Bruce: YOU ARE THE HEROES

Batboys + their S/O dogs headcanons

NONE OF THE PHOTOS BELONG TO ME I JUST TOOK THEM FROM THE INTERNET

DICK:

-Dick and his s/o get a golden Labrador

-Getting the dog was easy but naming it was harder

- Dick has strange unusual names for dogs

-“How about Francois? Hamilton?” Dick asked the dog seeing as he had any reaction while his s/o was staring at him smiling and stifling a laugh

-Suddenly Dick's eyes went wide

-"I've got it, you're going to be Alfredo."

-*que s/o face palm*

- Finally you both decided on Milo

-After like two weeks of Dick calling him Alfredo

JASON:

-Jason wants a dog who can protect his s/o when he's out on patrol

-Jason has to go to Spain to stop dog fights it was there that he saw an Alano español he brought it home where you welcomed him with open arms you welcomed Jason as well

-Jason had a name picked for him since the beginning

-"His Name is Corazón." Since it means heart in Spanish and both yours and Jason’s hearts melted at him

-"Do you like it?” You asked him as Corazón just barked “I’ll take that as a yes”

-Jason is so happy he starts screaming “WOOHOO” at the top of his lungs and rushes out the kitchen with Corazón running after him.

TIM:

-Timmy and his s/o get a small dog aka a Beagle

-When his s/o's asleep and Tim is working because everyone knows he's a workaholic your dog will jump on the chair and curl up into a big ball on his lap

- The first couple times she did this he spilt his coffee over himself oh Timmy but he's grown used to it now

-Her Name is Tawny

DAMIAN:

-You don't get another dog you've already got Titus

-But that's not to say that Damian wouldn't mind getting another he loves animals it's just he loves Titus and thinks he would get jealous of another dog

-You respect that decision *he told you on your second date*

-On your third date you walked Titus around the park and when you got there and interacted with Titus he knew that you wouldn’t mind just having Titus.

-But if you did get another dog, it would be another Great Dane

-You'd either get it as a birthday present from Damian or it was a stray and you adopted it like how Bruce adopts children I'm just saying

-But Titus has to like them otherwise something bad's going to happen

-Luckily Titus likes your female Dane (so does Ace)

-Like Titus, she's fiercely protective of her owner.

-It must be a match made in heaven becuase your Damians s/o and your Dane is Titus’

-She's called Tamora another character in Titus Andronicus which Titus is named after

She’s the one of the left while Titus is the one of the right

Tim: Ah yes my train of thought.

Y/n: Or as we like to call it;

Conner: The anxiety coffee obsessed express.

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Dick: My future spouse is probably fake laughing at their significant others jokes right now.

Dick: Don’t worry and be patient my love. A true clown is on his way.

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Y/n: Jaybird, can you turn on the lights?

Jason: I don’t have to. You’re the only light I need in my life.

Y/n: Jay, that’s sweet, but I can’t see.

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.