Despite Everything I'm Glad Our Akechi Is The One We Got Like Yeah Sure A Palace Would Be Cool And All

Despite everything I'm glad our akechi is the one we got like yeah sure a palace would be cool and all

Because that means he choose to change on his own , he choose to wait outside of LeBlanc on 2/2 because he was worried about joker

A palace didn't do that he did that

potatoes of indeterminate size

these two are born in the same year???

content: faker vs. faker, who wins?! cw: errr, probably nothing? pairings: goro akechi x idol!reader notes: probably ooc bcs everytime i see his name i js go depression mode so i have to be delusional to be happy

You were 16 when you met him. He was cute, you thought. Although, the moment he opened his pretty little mouth, it immediately soured your mood. 

He was fake. Plastic fake. It takes one to know one.

And there can only be the original. (Funny how you say that, when you’re also fake.)

From that moment on, you vowed to show his true persona to the entire world.

The plan wasn’t anything complicated really. Just do stupid things and pray he gets annoyed.

Like ‘accidentally’ pouring coffee on his pearly white polo.

“Oh! Sorry about that Goro-kun!” He only smiled at your apology, making you crush your paper cup before walking away defeatedly.

Didn’t really work though, looks like he's a tough guy. Well, no matter! Everybody has their icks and you will find his even if you had to fight those trashy fan girls.

Maybe calling him with cute honorifics?

“Goro-chan! Do you think you can open this bottle of soda for me?” You bat your eyelashes with no hesitation and his eyes twitch. You almost grin before he puts on his picture-perfect smile, ruining your mood immediately. The grip you had on the cap was so strong that it popped open. The two of you stared at the fizzing bottle in silence.

“Oh da-”

Before people actually start hating on you, like some irrelevant hater. This time you didn’t trip on purpose. It was because of a random nobody who stepped on the charm attached to your heels.

‘Wow, is this it? My rep of being a flawless queen will actually be in shambles. There is no saving me here now. Death is the only option.’

But gods pitied you and decided to save you from your incoming downfall by having someone catch you before you can have a face to face session with the floor.

The grateful expression was quickly wiped away though when you saw your savior’s face. His piercing red eyes were filled with mischief. His usual perfect smile was replaced with a sardonic smile instead.

“Miss (Name), you seem awfully clumsy nowadays. I don’t mind you giving you private lessons for that.”

‘Oh dang, that was hot.’

he truly adored you. he really did, you just had the urge to be so perfect and worm in his heart and he had enough of it. how come you're so insecure when you chained him to your fingers? that cant be possible. he needs to stop. but suddenly he cant resist the heat coming to his face. but how can he really stop when you're so beautiful, kind and all that? wait.. did he just go through an entire year adoring you, watching you from afar- no no no.. that cant be possible can it..

xiao, scaramouche, karma akabane, diluc (?), tsukishima kei, tobio kageyama, choi saeran, han jumin, nagisa shiota

In the animal kingdom, typically the male birds are the ones who are super colorful and do complicated mating rituals such as singing, dance, or gift giving to attract a mate. Since Xiao is a bird type illuminated beast, could you do hcs about what kind of dramatic things he would do to seduce the reader? I wanna see his serious self wearing the gaudiest outfit ever while break dancing lmao

Pairings: Xiao x reader

Warnings: GN!reader, courting rituals, tiny bit of angst

Genre/Format: Fluff; Headcannons

Author's Note: I was today years old when I found out that Xiao is a sort of bird-like creature 😶 Anyways yeah! Hope these are to your liking~

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I cannot picture Xiao ever breakdancing lol. But! I think he would perform some sort of traditional dance to impress a potential partner.

If you recall the end of Ayaka's story quest (I think?) I'm picturing something very similar; albeit a traditional Chinese dance. Something truly breathtaking and emotional.

Xiao has trouble expressing his feelings and emotions, as well as even understanding human emotions in the first place...but he would still try to convey how he feels about you through song and dance.

Reluctantly, the adeptus may even ask his good pal Venti for a bit of help. Maybe the anemo archon would be generous enough to play the flute or lyre while Xiao courts you?

I also think Xiao is the type to want every detail to be perfect. Elaborate, but not entirely over the top.

A specific location where the scenery is gorgeous; the breeze passes through, the moon shines down on his graceful body as it moves and flows to the music, maybe some leaves fall around him? Or perhaps some aromatic petals?

Of course he's going to wear the most beautiful ensemble during his performance as well. Some sort of hanfu, or hanfu-inspired clothing that flows like the wind.

Xiao is also the type to bring you little gifts in an attempt to court you. He is quite perceptive and can pick up on the things that interest you easily.

A bracelet crafted from crystalfly cores and noctilucous jade. A bookmark made of pressed qingxin flowers. A wonderful blend of tea that Xiao created himself (with a bit of help from Zhongli, of course)

I can definitely picture the adeptus flaunting his strength oh so casually in front of/around you.

He's not the type of guy to flex his biceps for you to squeeze (unless you really want to? Then maaaybe he can make an exception...just this once...just for you)

Though he will jump in to 'rescue' you. By this I mean that he will rescue you from a tiny cut while you're cooking. Not even bad enough to need a bandage, just a small knick.

Xiao will appear next to you ready to whisk you off to the hospital or something...you have to firmly decline and remind him that you're not made of glass. 😐

The sweetie means well, he's just overly protective of the person that he desires spending the rest of his life with 💕