The Emptiness Of Finishing Your 66 Chapter, 370+ Thousand Word Goro Akechi X F!Reader Fanfiction That

The emptiness of finishing your 66 chapter, 370+ thousand word Goro Akechi x F!Reader fanfiction that you wrote before bed every night for two years.

It's here if you wanna read it 👉👈

niijima akechi sibs and futaba akechi sibs

annoying younger brother energy vs annoying older brother energy .. FIGHT !!

YURI BRIAR fic where you are a teacher at eden academy and you meet yuri when he stands in for yor and loid (they both had missions!) during a parent-teacher meeting. he agrees because yor asked (loid also asked but yuri said no) and because maybe his niece is kinda dumb and cute. when he gets to anya’s class, he meets you, anya’s botany teacher. he doesn’t think much of you because you’re just another teacher in this pretentious academy anyway. 

but then he starts to see you everywhere??? the local launderette he frequents to (the old lady behind the counter doesn’t ask about the blood on his clothes), his favourite bakery (the salesboy is an informant), the park just outside his house (ideal spot for reconnaissance) and he’s convinced you’re either a stalker or a spy. 

so one day, when yuri bumps into you at the bookstore, he corners you near the shelves and is like: 

 “alright fess up, you’re stalking me, aren’t you?” 

and you are beyond confused because you keep seeing him everywhere as well so you poke his chest and say “i’m not????????? and how do i know you aren’t stalking me huh?”

yuri doesn’t know what to say at first because you’re so vastly different from the quiet botany teacher from eden academy. he makes a face at you and leaves the bookstore with a “don’t follow me!” 

(and he hates, god, he hates the way he’s curious now)

unfortunately, a few days later, yuri discovers that you live in the same apartment complex. a horrible, horrible discovery because he’s tired from work and not only has his launderette and bakery been taken over by you, but now his home as well?! 

you spot him walking to the entrance as well and make the briefest eye contact before a resounding “ugh” leaves the two of you. 

at first, he hates knowing that you’re just two floors above him. he hates that you leave home the same time as he does, that you take the same route to the bus stop, that you take the same bus, that you like the same seed crusted bread. it’s too much and yuri is Not for it. but then he sees you crying on the front steps one day after your lover breaks up with you. and and you leave water and medicine outside his door the night he comes home drunk. and you invite him for dinner one night because “i made too much okay. stop talking and just enjoy the food" 

and you (reluctantly? yuri thinks he’s definitely reluctant) celebrate new years’ together. yuri brings you slices of cake after work and crashes on your couch. the two of you are spending more and more time in each other’s homes that one day, during breakfast, you say “hey, want to move in together? you already know how i like my coffee and it’d be cheaper” 

and so you move in together but you’re friends and yuri thinks its weird but he thinks it’s weirder that he’s happy about it. and even weirder that he doesn’t rage at the thought of loid with his sister (he does still huff about it and glare at him but it’s an improvement!) but what baffles him the most is how comfortable he is with you and how it’s been a long time since he’s lived with someone other than his sister. it’s weird, yuri is convinced that there is something unnatural about this arrangement but seeing you every morning (bed head and all) fills his chest with light. 

Count Briar | Yandere Yuri Briar

“Hi, there! You must be Yor’s baby brother! She’s told me all about you, come on in!” 

Being greeted by an unfamiliar person in the home he both cursed and loved as the house of his sister wasn’t something Yuri Briar was prepared for. He had a clear goal this time around. Tutor Loid’s spawn, bug the rooms, and see if there is any evidence of Loid’s trickery. 

“Well don’t just stand there silly! Anya, why don’t you bring your uncle in while I finish this cake!” 

“Okay!” 

He needed to focus! Analyze this new enemy and try to find flaws! But it was so hard when you so eagerly fed him delicious cake. Not to mention you were smiling so sweetly at him. No he had to make sure you weren’t a spy! Begin the interrogation! 

“So what made you worthy enough to be in my sister’s home?” 

“Well it's kind of in my title silly! I’m Anya and Bond’s nanny!” 

You giggled setting aside a cake for yourself, Anya, and Bond. Yuri kept his eyes on your every move, just waiting for you to slip up. Not because he couldn’t stop looking at you. Nope! Definitely because your smile was too bright and that must have been a devious tactic from an enemy like you. 

“(Y/n)-sama! Let us begin our mission!” 

“Yes, Anya-sama it is time!” 

“W-what?!” 

With a flap of the cape she was wearing, Anya was revealed to wear layers of clothes of various unmatching patterns. Bond too was wearing a hat that resembled one of a cowboy and a cape that he was currently trying to eat. He turned to you for some semblance of an understanding only to find that you were in an elaborate costume yourself with something akin to a masquerade mask. On guard, he stood up until you so easily pushed at his chest with gloved hands as you chuckled. It wasn’t because the soft push at his chest rendered him an overheating mess…definitely not. 

“I thought Yor would have told you! We’re trying something new to encourage Anya to study. Now you're the count I have to seduce to get codes from!”

“W-what?!” 

“Here Unkie takes this, those are the codes they have to get! But you can’t give it right away!”

He stood up again. He was putting his foot down and stopping whatever effect you were having on him. 

“No! I’m not doing this! I told Yor I’d–”

He stopped at the unsettling silence in the room. Anya’s face was slowly contorting and you had removed your mask to look worriedly at her before flicking your hypnotizing eyes back at his. It was too much with you looking directly into his eyes with that pouty look on your face felt like a direct attack. Heart pumping as he watched your puffy delectable lips turn into a pout and your eyes droop. This pressure! There was only one way he could evade this and the unshed tears welling in Anya’s eyes spoke of one thing—!

“Fine. But after this we get right to studying.”

Tears gone and your smile returned, everyone continued to prepare for the game that you were all about to play. Sitting back down and wearing the accessory he had been given beforehand. Finishing quickly he watched as you dawned your mask once more retrieving the cut slices as you placed them on the table. Joining him on the couch he watches you clear out your voice before turning and speaking to him in an accent that wasn’t your own. 

“Thank you for inviting us Count Briar, me and my associates are so happy we could attend your costume tea-party!” 

He stood there holding your gaze before receiving a not-so subtle kick from under the table. Kirking your head in hopes to urge him he realized what exactly you were trying to get from him. 

“Uh uh yes I’m so happy you could come uh-”

“The Countess of the Acrobatics.”

“Uh–yeah and you uhm Any–”

“Princess of Peanuts!”

“Yes and Bond-”

“Bodyguard Bond!” 

“Right, yes thank you for bringing the cake, then.” 

“Of course it's the least we could do. After all you do have those cherry bombs sitting on the Candy Kingdom.”

“Do I–? Augh! Yes! I do!” Receiving another kick, he fixed his response. Realizing how hard this was for him, he tried his hardest. After all, he wouldn't want to let you down. Wait, he meant Yor if she were ever to hear about his lacking acting skills. 

He continued to maintain this character, learning through you and Anya’s dialogue that he was a Count looking to force the Candy Kingdom to give all their candy to him with his cherry bombs. Apparently the King you were working for was deathly allergic to cherries and therefore required that you two–their spies get the codes to disarm the bombs. 

Even with your previous revelation of your tactic he couldn’t be prepared for your ‘seduction’ in the slightest. Slowly scooting closer to him on the couch was the first step, already bringing a slight blush as he realized what you were doing. It escalated when you let your shoulders touch. You must have been incredibly hot because the moment you touched, he was in desperate need of some cooling off. Unfortunately, he couldn’t leave especially since Bond–er Bodyguard Bond was eyeing his slice. In the next part, you offered to feed him the rest of his slice of cake. 

“Say, ‘ahh’!”

“A-ah.”

Letting his mouth close around your fork he tried to look away from your eyes once more. Failing miserabley as he not only could see your face clearly but the oddly revealing bits your costume had. 

“I got it, (Y/n) now keep distracting him.”

The not so silent whisper allowed him to break away looking at Anya, easily making away with the paper that was in his pocket.  

“Uh oh, it looks like you have some cake on your face, Count Briar! I’ll get it for you.”

Were-were you going to kiss him?! So soon?! He wasn’t prepared for this! The only kiss he’s ever received like this is from Yor! Would this be his first kiss?! 

“Ah-W-wait-?!”

“Got it.” 

With a swipe of your thumb from the corner of his lips the point of contention was gone. All he could do was overheat in embarrassment excitement as he watched you sit back to happily lick the frosting away before pridefully striking a pose. 

“Waku waku Count Briar we’ve stolen your codes and therefore our mission is complete.” 

“Yayy we did it! Victory hugs!” 

Yuri watched bewildered as you did a dance with her; moving Bond in tandem with your movements. Completely oblivious to the crisis he could only recover from as he huffed to get everyone’s attention. 

“A-alright now we study.” 

“Awww but (Y/n) didn’t even do the kiss!” 

Yuri stopped feeling an immense sense of being cheated that he couldn’t quite place. You shrugged as you began to take off Anya and Bond’s costumes.

“Sorry Anya but it's not cool to take your Unkie’s kisses! Now let’s get ready to study!”

Yuri pushed these thoughts away as he focused on coaching Loid’s near illiterate spawn as you did chores around their home. Every now and then he let himself stare because this would most certaintly not be the first time he’d find you. He’d figure out why you made him feel this way. 

Just you wait.

Part 2: ?

martyr's reprise [Ed Simon, Who’s There?: Every Story Is a Ghost Story / Emil Cioran, Tears and Saints / Dylan Trigg, The Memory of Place: A Phenomenology of the Uncanny]

WOOO NEW SPY X FAMILY YOUTUBE COMIC/VID "Uncle Yuri Briar babysits Anya"

Hope you guys like this one :)