Whos Your Mommy?

Who’s Your Mommy?

* Patton’s about to leave the creativity twins alone together in the mindscape for a bit *

Patton: Now you two better get along and behave yourselves, okay?

(At the same time as each other-)

Roman: Yes, Pat.

Remus: Sure thing, Sugar Daddy.

Patton: * glancing back and forth between their faces trying to read them * Okay, just don't make me call your mother.

(Again, at the same time-)

Roman: Logan?

Remus: Virgil?

Patton: Um. I was actually talking about an imaginary mother. A FAUXther, if you will. 

Roman: Wait, did you say Virgil? Why would you think Jennifer Angston is Mom-material?

Remus: * loud conspiratory whisper * Between you, me, and daddyo over there- Deceit's barely been holding down the fort since he's been gone.

I’m glad there are others who like this type of sibling dynamic for these chaotic creativity twins lol.

Also!!! What if Remus made his own deodorant brand to not so subtly spite Logan for so far being the only one to get a Crofters’ brand, even though his brother also loves Crofters. Like lookie here I’m gonna make my own brand of something I like too and eat it in front of you and also make you extremely uncomfortable by doing so ha.

One thing I haven’t seen people talking much about it but I feel should be addressed is

THE FACT THAT LOGAN GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A SHURIKEN

Okay but now I’m just imagining all of the other dark sides just using any excuse whatsoever to kidnap Virgil.

Remus: * takes off one of his body parts again *

Patton: You put that back where it came from or so help me. So help me!

Remus: If you say so! 

Remus: * yeets Virgil back into the dark sides part of the mindscape *

The other sides: Wait that’s not wha-

Roman: Just take what’s yours and leave!

Deceit: Fine!

Deceit: *picks up Virgil and scrambles for the door*

The other sides: Wait no–

Okay but about that gem Peridot bubbled but was never brought up again...

I just came up with a new headcanon/au for it so here we go!

I propose: 

After leaving Earth with the barn, Lapis bubbled some of their more valuable stuff while she was heading into space. Including the gem Peridot had bubbled, which she stared at longingly/apologetically at before putting a bubble around the one Peridot had already made. Double bubble means double protection! Which means it was hopefully not shattered to bits when Lapis threw the barn at Blue Diamond.

Or, if you want to ensure the little gem’s safety. When Lapis bubbled most of the stuff, it stayed where she was at because she considered the barn home at the time. Except for the gem, which was sent back to Earth were Peridot (and her actual home) was, because she was actually thinking of her when she bubbled it. 

If it was sent back to Peridot, then maybe she showed it to the others, wondering if she could put it somewhere a bit safer than the bathroom she was staying in at the time. (Plus she didn’t want the color of the second layer bubble to be yet another reminder of Lapis and the fact that she left, but she didn’t want to tell the crystal gems that just yet. It’s probably one of the things she opened up to them about while they started training her.) And thus they put it in the burning room with the other bubbled corrupted gems! 

Teacher’s pet by day, Science project by night.

Star player by day, Fallen star by night.