Sanders Ships As Vines Part 4

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 4

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. Moxiety Edition.

Moxiety:

* while talking about Virgil’s life before joining the sides *

P- So tell me more.

V- Well, I kind of feel like my "therapist" is hitting on me?

P- And how does that make you feel?

V- Well, kinda good, actually.

P- * excited giggling *

Moxiety 2:

* Virgil appears in the shadows of Patton's room *

V- Hey, I had a bad dream. Can I sleep in your bed you tonight?

P- Sure, buddy! Why not?

V- Thanks, I'm Anxiety by the way.

P- Morality! Nice to meet you. Good night!

Moxiety 3:

* everyone is on their phones in the living room *

V- Yo Patt, is it still raining?

P- * notices the sky has cleared and there's a rainbow now * Wow, come check it out! * reaches for his hand *

V- * takes it and strolls outside with him *

L- * slow on the uptake * Are they...holding hands??

R- * shrugs * Yeah?

Moxiety 4:

V- Hey, can you hold this?

P- Sure thing! * puts hand out *

V- * puts his hand on his *

P- Wha-? Oh! * giggles happily before giving Virgil's hand a kiss *

V- * blushes brightly *

Okay so in hindsight, signing the adoption papers before I even met all of the children yet may have been a bad parental plan on my part but I have already dug my grave as a mother and by god am I gonna lay in it.

* punches through the wall and strolls into the room *

I’ve flapjacking loved Virgil Sanders ever since he first appeared!

* flips a table so hard it crashes into another wall *

And now with the recent episode I accidentally absolutely adore Deceit!

* pulls up a chair from the wreckage and sits on it backwards *

So I’m officially adopting all of the Dark Sides right now. It doesn’t matter how many they are or who the hickity heck they are; they are now all my sons end of discussion.

More on Butterfly Holder Chloe

(Temporary holder of course lol.)

I can’t stop thinking about how cool a plot thread/point this could be so here’s some more thoughts on it:

*If the Kwami swap is a two-parter then in the first part she could akumatize (But like the good version of it? Would it still be called the same thing when not corrupted?) Butler Jean in the first part and Sabrina in the second part.

*They might be the only two wiling to listen to her long enough to become heroes/champions for her during the time she wields the Butterfly Miraculous(however long the swap goes on for).

*She could appeal to them and strengthen her connections to them by truly recognizing them both as important people to her- Jean as part of her family and Sabrina as her best friend.

*By her making Sabrina a hero that helps save the day she could partly make up for causing her to become a villain/the Vanisher. This could help them on the path to becoming actual best friends instead of just fake friends/using her.

*Also just imagine how poor Nooroo would react. He finally gets a holder other than Gabriel(who is very dismissive and controlling of him) only for it to be someone else who will probably look down on him(or so he thinks/it seems).

*Though her and Pollen due seem to get along rather well. So imagine Chloe feeling terrible every time she accidentally makes Nooroo flinch from her or shrink away from her. Because Pollen’s her friend, and Nooroo is Pollen’s friend, and she doesn’t want Pollen’s friend to hate her so that Pollen doesn’t hate her.

*Speaking of Pollen she seems to hold Chloe in high regards so just imagine how wonderful it would be to have her back talk Gabriel on her behalf. Like he’s being controlling of her and she mentions that Chloe’s her true queen so that prompts him to be all “Well I’m your king now.” and she just snaps back at him with “There are only Queens in beehives, Hawkmoth. You will never be royalty to me.”

Deceit Ups His Flirting Game

Or at least tries to.

A.k.a Sanders Sides Ships as Vines Part 1

Featuring heavily edited Brandon Calvillo and Jason Nash Vines

Roceit:

R & D- * in an imaginary theater *

R- Hi, I'm here for the audition?

D- Good, take off your clothes.

R- Is this for a nude scene??

D- No.

R- Do I have to???

D- Slowly. * plays slow jazz off of his phone *

Roceit 2:

R & D- * leaving a musical binge session *

R- Alright, see you later, my friend!

D- See you later, Ro. * mumbles * Love you~

R- Pardon?

D- Nothing! * mumbles again * Wanna be with you~

R- * takes off running *

D- Shoot! Failed again...

Roceit 3:

D- * strolling into the Commons area *

D- What's up, Lo?

L- Well, the ceiling, for one-

D- * ignores him * Heyyy, Roman~~~

D- * gets in his personal space * I missed you~

R- Woah, Deceit, what-

D- * leans in for a kiss *

R- Oh, okay, wait-

R- * tries to hold him back without pushing him too hard and hurting him *

Anxceit:

V & D- * watching the sunset at an inaginary ocean *

V- Love watching the waves.

D- I'm in love with you Virgil.

V- * takes off running *

D- * goes after him and jumps on him *

V- * incoherent screeching *

Anxceit 2:

V & D- * hanging out in Dee's room after Patton and Roman said they should get along more *

V- Hey, I'm hungry wanna go get-

V & D- Taco bell. Jinx! You owe me-

D- A kiss on the lips~

V- * tries to turn tail and run *

D- * swoops over to lock his room *

D- You're not going ANYWHERE, Virgil~~~

Anxceit 3:

V - * cat head rubs Logan's arm *

D- ???

P- Oh, he just does that with everyone he likes.

D- !

V- * comes over and cat head rubs Patton's chest *

D- * getting excited for his turn *

V- * turns to Dee * Oh. Hello, Deceit. * struts off towards Roman *

D- * proceeds to pout for the rest of the day *

Moceit:

P & D- * talking about Dee's good points to try and get the other sides to like him *

D- Yeah, so I was valedictorian~

P- Valedictorian!

D- And, I-

P- Got a monster cock!!

D- * spluttering * Wah, pAtToN!

P- Show them!!!

P- Go ahead, buddy.

D- * hissed whisper * When did you even SEE it?

P- What, your cockatrice Beatrix? Well, I was in your room the other day-

D- O-oh, you meant...oh. * sinks into the cushions in relief and embarrassment *

Moceit 2:

P & D- * talking about a cartoon series *

P- * tearing up a bit * It's just, after the series ended-

D- * gently and sensually takes his hand *

P- * awkward giggling * What- What are you doing?

D- What do you NEED me to do~~~

P- ???

Loceit:

D- * appears in Logan's room *

D- Hey Logan, knock knock.

L- Yes. You need something, Deceit?

D- N-no, I'm trying to tell you a joke...

L- Oh. Well, alright then.

D- Knock knock-

L- Just so you know, my door is always open.

D- * throws hands up in exasperation *

Loceit 2:

P & R- * trying to comfort Logan after a fight with Roman *

P- Sure, your friendship's going through a bit of a rough patch right now kiddo, but-

D- * trying to joke to get Lo to like him * All you can do is put rice in his oatmeal and when he dies it won't get traced back to you~

P- * doesn't know it's a joke * Okay, you can go to your room now...

DLAMP:

D- * is finally allowed in a video ideas meeting *

D- Okay, there's this scene where we all enter the shower naked-

L- Do you just want to see us naked in the shower?

D- * awkward laughing *

D- No~

DLAMP 2:

D- * Is in the Commons area scrapbooking with Patton *

D- * gets an idea and calls up Virgil *

D- * trying to hold a pair of scissors intimidatingly *

D- If you can find me, your father lives~

V, L, & R- * was walking into into the Commons *

V- Well, we can see you so-

D- * sinking with a blush into the mountains of paper *

D- No you can't!

Agh, Okay,

I can’t find the original post/au creator even though I’ve been searching for hours now so if anyone can find it/them please let me know. But-

To add on to the Steven Universe AU where Steven is a full gem while the three main/original crystal gems are all gem/human hybrids:

* Lars, Sadie, & Ronaldo could switch places with Lapis, Peridot, & Jasper respectively.

* Peedee could be a Short Jasper in the kindergarten, swapping places with Skinny Jasper. 

*The Moms of Beach City could swap places with the Diamonds. Younger!Vidalia switches with White Diamond. Barbara switches with Yellow Diamond. Dr. Priyanka switches with Blue Diamond, etc. Maybe? Idk the diamonds are hard to place in this au.

* Topaz, Topaz, & Aquamarine could switch places with Jenny, Kiki, & Onion.

* OR alternatively Onion and his forest friends could switch places with the Ruby Squad and Onion could parallel Navy.

Sanders Ships as Vines Part 6

More Sanders Sides ships as vines. These are the oddballs I didn’t have enough of to make their own separate posts.

Royality w/ Prinxiety:

P- * is coming out of Virgil's room *

R- * holding up a "Will you go to the ball with me?" sign *

P- Oh my god, yes!

R- N-no, tell your "son", Virgil...

P- Oh, okay! * leans back into the room * Virgie, I'm going to a ball with Roman!!!

V- * calls out * You two have fun or whatever.

Platonic Moxiety w/ Logicality:

* at a teacher parent conference *

V- Dad, this is Mr. Logan.

L- * reaching hand out to shake * Nice to meet you, Mr. Patton.

P- Please, just call me Daddy.

L- Wha- No.

Logince 1:

* laying in Roman's palace garden at night *

R- I just like to look up at the starts and wonder what it all means, you know?

L- Well, you at least got that right- * looks up at where Roman's spelled out "Wanna make out?" in the stars *

R- * smirks and winks at him *

L- * starts awkwardly scooting further away on the picnic blanket *

Logince 2:

R- * appears in Logan's room * Hey~

L- Why did you dim the lights??

R- To save power! Duh~

L- Oh...

L- Wait, we don-

R- And I wanna suck your dick.~