Jessica Sleevesnatcher The Mysterious (Welp This Actually Works Since I Hold Onto My Friends' Sleeves

Jessica Sleevesnatcher the Mysterious (Welp this actually works since I hold onto my friends' sleeves all of the time.)

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Homestuck Teacher AU

Symbiotic Connection

The power to have a bond with a living or non-living subject. Sub-power to Symbiosis. Variation of Life Link and Mind Link.

Hell Water Manipulation

The power to manipulate demonic water. Variation of Demonic Element Manipulation. Combination of Water Manipulation and Demonic Force Manipulation. Opposite to Holy Water Manipulation. Not to be confused with Dark Water Manipulation.

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

It’s My Story

♠ A parody of I’m So Sorry by Imagine Dragons ♠

It’s my time, to step up and show them how a person leads.

You’ll find, that I’ve left the world a brand new book to read.

My time!

Not a crime to leave out certain truths,

And change up the rest.

My time!

Won’t be kind to anyone, anyone I’ve come to detest.

So I’ll type it all up, let the words just flow.

No access above, no one’s going home.

Heaven is corrupt, I’m closing the doors.

All entrance will be up to me to bestow.

A son of the holy father.

The scribe of God.

It’s my story!

A son of the holy father.

The scribe of God.

It’s my story!

So much for us believing that he would care enough. 

I’ll take over to relieve him of all that he does.

My time!

Not a crime to leave out certain truths,

And change up the rest.

My time!

Won’t be kind to anyone, anyone I’ve come to detest.

So I’ll type it all up, let the words just flow.

No access above, no one’s going home.

Heaven is corrupt, I’m closing the doors.

All entrance will be up to me to bestow.

A son of the holy father.

The scribe of God.

It’s my story!

A son of the holy father.

The scribe of God.

It’s my story!

Finally a story staring me.

The other angels will learn as they crash and burn,

That I will, I will be the sole hero.

But every hero needs a villain,

That’s the part where you come in, come in.

So I’ll type it all up, let the words just flow.

No access above, no one’s going home.

Heaven is corrupt, I’m closing the doors.

All entrance will be up to me to bestow.

A son of the holy father.

The scribe of God.

It’s my story!

A son of the holy father.

The scribe of God.

It’s my story!

It’s my story!

It’s my story!

It’s my story!

The scribe of God.

More Descendants headcanons:

*Harriet Hook owns a red female parrot named Desdemona (nicknamed Des for short). She is Iago’s descendant along with Othello. Harriet constantly shows up at school with Des on her shoulder in typical pirate-like fashion.

*Anthony Tremaine owns a female Hyena named Samiya (nicknamed Miya for short). She is Shenzi’s descendant. Whenever he visits his grandmother, Miya always chases Lucifer around (much to the annoyance of Lady Tremaine).

*Gaston Jr and Gaston the Third don’t have pets - they just have each other for sidekicks. (They probably would have accidentally crushed their baby animals if they would’ve received any.) 

OTP Prompts

❥ You’re my neighbor and you just saw me crying beside my trashcan because the bouquet of flowers I had died and now I have to throw them out. I swear I’m not usually like this! AU

❥ I see you volunteering at the recreational center all the time since I have an aunt/uncle/grandparent/etc that goes there often so I tend to visit as well. I never see anyone thanking or being nice to you so one day I rush up to you and say “Thank you for the hard work!” then scurry away as fast as possible. I hope you don’t think I’m a lunatic now. AU

❥ You’re in a pretty good local teen band but for some weird reason you all are here playing at a birthday party that I brought my little brother/sister/etc to. Now my kid sibling is dragging me up front to get your autograph. Why do they have to be so embarrassing? And why do you have to be so cute/hot/etc?!