I Know Everyone Has Probably Done This A Million Times Already But-

I know everyone has probably done this a million times already but-

Logan: Remember, if you bite it and you die- it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die- it's venomous.

Patton: What if it bites me and it dies?

Logan: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Patton, learn to listen.

Thomas: What if it bites itself and I die?

Virgil: That's voodoo.

Deceit: What if it bites me and someone else dies?~

Logan: That's correlation, not causation.

Roman: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Remus: That's kinky!

Roman: Oh my God.

Party Planning Panic

Patton: Okay kiddos, so what kind of games should we all play for Thomas' birthday party?

Virgil: I dunno, Hide and Seek? As in...can I just hide in my room?

Deceit: Monkey in the Middle. I vote Virgil as the Monkey, because he sooo~ doesn't fit the part of a buffoony baboon.

Virgil: Real mature, you clobbering cobra. Also you totally missed the opportunity to make a spider monkey joke there.

Deceit: Darn it! I mean, that was obviously planned~

Roman: Ummm...Spin the Bottle?

Remus: Seven minutes in Hell!

Roman: Isn't it supposed to be Seven minutes in Heaven?

Remus: Not the way I play it!

Patton: Okay...all great suggestions! Just maybe not the romancy ones...Or the mean one...or the not participating one...

Logan: Wait a moment. Isn't this all irrelevant? It's technically going to be our birthday too- I mean we are all parts of Thomas after all.

Virgil: Touché. So staying in bed it is then?

Patton: No sillies, it can just be a joint birthday party!

Everyone else: * groans *

Remus: But I wanna be surprised too! Especially if it's a deadly surprise...

Roman: And I deserve a whole ball held in my princely honor!!!

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

So we know Virgil has his pet spider...

But what if!!! All of the other sides had bug buddies as well???

Patton- Is a friendly little bee keeper! He has a few hives he looks over like a mother hen.

Roman- Has an entire butterfly garden! The other sides love visiting it to unwind amongst the beautiful flowers and butterflies.

Logan- Has several different beetles housed in terrariums upon his bookshelves! Beetles are the kind of bug with the most species variants after all and he loves researching them.

Deceit- Has a centipede that is bffs with Remus’ millipede! Also has a wasps nest that is constantly changing location whom he loves to send over to pick on Patton’s bees.

Remus- Has a millipede that is bffs with Deceit’s centipede! Also has an eclipse of moths that flutter around him as if he himself is a lightbulb. He loves to sneak them into Roman’s butterfly garden as his little spies.

Yes please this is all I ever wanted in LIFE-

not to be dramatic but uhhh i would die for a dark sides only sanders sides video.  maybe one where we find out why virgil left/what kind of dark side he was before.  or even just like a 5 minute video of a typical day for the dark sides and what chaos they all get into

bonus if orange is a dark side and is revealed in it

Possible Symbiote Names

So! Super late to the whole Venomsona/Symbiotesona trendio but I’ve compiled a list of symbiote sounding names for anyone who wants to use one. I tried not to include any that people are already using for their characters but let me know if you’ve claimed one I guess. If I have the energy I’ll add more and maybe one day compile a list of everyone’s cool goopy alien buddies! With like links and shoutouts of course.

List in Alphabetical order under the cut~~~

Abandon 

Abash

Abhor 

Ablaze

Abolish

Abomination 

Awry

Banish

Barbed

Barren 

Bellow 

Betray

Bleak

Bloodcurdler

Blur

Boil 

Burden

Brutal

Cackle

Cadaver 

Cauldron 

Carcass

Carve

Casket

Choke

Curse

Crypt 

Decay

Decrepit 

Desolate 

Diabolic 

Dire

Dismal

Disturb 

Doom-Laden 

Dull

Dreary 

Drown

Eerie 

Eldritch

Fade 

Fallen

Fatal

Fester

Fiend 

Forbade 

Forsake

Glum

Grave

Grit

Hair-Raiser 

Hallow 

Harrow 

Heart-Stopper 

Hearse 

Hiss

Hocus

Hoard/Horde 

Hoodoo 

Impure

Incisor

Infect

Infest

Invade

Lacerate 

Lackluster

Legion 

Loathe 

Loom

Lurid

Jugular 

Macabre

Malignant 

Morbid 

Morgue

Morose 

Mourn 

Nerve 

Obscure

Paralyze

Perplex 

Perturb 

Petrify 

Pitchfork 

Pocus 

Pollute 

Putrid 

Rabid 

Rampant 

Reject 

Revolt

Rot

Scandal

Scorch

Scourge 

Scratch 

Seethe

Severe 

Shank

Shiver

Shriek 

Shrivel 

Slay

Slice

Slither

Smite

Solemn 

Sombre

Spectral 

Spine-Chiller

Startle

Sullen 

Tarnish 

Tense

Torment 

Thriller 

Thump 

Toil

Tragedy

Tragic

Tremble

Vanish

Vex

Vile 

Viscous 

Voodoo

Vulgar

Warped 

Weary

Whisper