idonthaveanyfucks - Oofers y'all welcome to hell
Oofers y'all welcome to hell

He/Them|19|Collage student (against my will)

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1 year ago

Why do i have to work for my money, isn't it enough to he cute


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1 year ago

Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

Continually Filling Your Mutual's Dash With Your Blorbo Like Some Sort Of Missionary Trying To Convert
1 year ago

“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”

But Shrouded Black Figures Are Scary! Not When Ur Muslim. Its The Funniest Fucking Thing. This Is Labeled

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

But Shrouded Black Figures Are Scary! Not When Ur Muslim. Its The Funniest Fucking Thing. This Is Labeled

or this pic of me

But Shrouded Black Figures Are Scary! Not When Ur Muslim. Its The Funniest Fucking Thing. This Is Labeled

or this pic of me

But Shrouded Black Figures Are Scary! Not When Ur Muslim. Its The Funniest Fucking Thing. This Is Labeled

like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.

1 year ago

probably i just said it but i want to say it again:

- don’t apologise if you don’t know english.

- yes, english is the most common language on the internet but you are not forced to know it perfectly.

- your own language is beautiful.

- non-english people make a huge effort to write in English everyday on this website.

- support non-english people and don’t make them feel bad if they do not know English. 

- actually support all the languages.

- spread more language diversity on Tumblr.

thank you. 


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1 year ago
The Gravity Falls 'Woah. This is worthless!' meme, edited. In the first panel, Dipper from Gravity Falls holds a piece of paper which reads, "Your vote". He says, "Woah." In the second panel, his memetic response, "This is worthless", has been replaced with a large paragraph of text reading, "even though the world may feel hopeless and scary, i am going to cast this ballot anyway because abstaining in hope of a revolution is selfish, idiotic, and counterproductive! luckily, i understand that real activism means mobilizing others to attend protests, call local politicians, organize community aid groups, and vote! and that encouraging others to give up and do nothing is actively harmful and does not in fact absolve me of anything!"

please make every effort to vote <3


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1 year ago

Why One Detail of Disney’s Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

Hi, welcome to my Ted Talk, today we will be dealing with something that has bothered me about Disney’s Robin Hood since I was a kid and I still cannot get over to this very day.

And it all stems from THESE THREE PEOPLE:

Why One Detail Of Disneys Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

Maid Marian, Prince John, and King Richard

I’m going to preface this entire thing by saying THIS version of Robin Hood is very very VERY different than the source material, much like all Disney animated films, but it wasn’t really DISNEY who did the big changes… those just came over time with making things more… I’m just going to say “normal for society”, which is ultra double lame.

BUT that’s not the point, because that stuff happens everywhere and with everything, and if I started to complain about THAT we’d be here all day, and I’m already going to take more of your time than needed to complain about something SUPER unimportant from a children’s animated movie made in 1973.

ANYWAY!

So, in the movie the titular character, Robin Hood, is a fox.  Makes total sense, foxes are crafty, hard to catch, cunning, and known for getting into and out of situations that other animals would have difficulty with.  Take that and turn it into an anthropomorphic character and you’d get someone who would easily be against the normal laws, not BAD, but would do BAD to do GOOD. Robin is a show off when he wants to be, and quiet when he has to be.

Why One Detail Of Disneys Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

He’s a pretty perfect Robin Hood, especially in the case of animated kids movies, his characteristics just work SO WELL with his personification as a fox. GOOD STUFF, if I do say so myself!

Little John, meanwhile, is a bear. Not just any bear, but a big ol’ lovable brown bear. This plays on the idea of Little John being a cheeky nickname because Little John is a big, strong, and above all the calm, cool, and rationally smart one of the two. Robin may be clever, but John is the big picture guy. Pun intended.

Why One Detail Of Disneys Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

These two designs and animal choices work SO well with each other, and it’s because these two are so different yet they get along and honestly NEED one another that makes the differences so perfect.

ALAN-A-DALE IS A ROOSTER. BRILLIANT. I don’t even have to go into this, do I? What a GREAT call by making Alan-A-Dale a rooster.  Though, I feel a bit of his characteristics were also borrowed from Will Scarlet for the Disney version, but even that still fits everything. And, honestly, I don’t mind the blending of Alan and Will, it kinda works? Especially with the movie being as short as it is.

Why One Detail Of Disneys Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

ROOSTER BARD. ROOSTER. BARD. So good, I mean c’mon. It’s perfection.

The Sheriff of Nottingham being a wolf is… okay. It’s okay. I get it though, having the wolf hunt the fox. Haha. Cheeky. Cliche, but cheeky.

Why One Detail Of Disneys Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

I really have nothing to say about him, he’s just…okay. Dude’s a cop, so whatever. Not a fan of bootlickers, and the fact that they’re dragging wolves in the mud by making a wolf into a cop is… whatever. /He’s A Wolf Cop/

Personally, I don’t like Friar Tuck as a badger. It really doesn’t make sense to me, and I lowkey hate it that they totally missed so many opportunities. DOVE OF PEACE? LAMB OF GOD? Like FOR REAL, you coulda done something super cute like that, but NOoOoOoOoOoO… he’s a badger. And they kinda pick on him for half the movie, for no reason, and I don’t like that.

Why One Detail Of Disneys Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

Still, Friar Tuck is cute, and a really fun character and they do some clever animation stuff with his “badger”-ness. Still a bit of a missed opportunity.

OKAY NOW THAT WE’VE GOT THESE OTHER BIG ONES OUT OF THE WAY, IT’S TIME FOR MY ACTUAL PROBLEM!

MAID FRICKIN MARIAN IS A FOX.

Why One Detail Of Disneys Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

WHAT THE FRICKEN FRICKITY FRACK?!

ABSOLUTELY NOT! Disney did this JUST because they wanted Maid Marian and Robin Hood to be THE SAME ANIMAL, and that’s ABSOLUTE BUNK!

WHY? Well there’s two BIG reasons that is irks me!

First, the idea that they HAD to be together because they were the same animal or they were made to be the same animal so it wouldn’t be “weird” that they were together.

LAME! UNINSPIRED! BULLSHI-

*ehem* Nonsense. Nonsense.

And it’s even MORE nonsense because of this little fact…

Why One Detail Of Disneys Robin Hood Bothers Me And Always Will

PRINCE JOHN AND KING RICHARD ARE HER RELATIVES!

MAID MARIAN THE NIECE OF PRINCE JOHN AND KING RICHARD!

Okay, you could argue that Maid Marian was adopted, or that King Richard married a lovely fox woman and the fox woman’s relative had a daughter and THAT was Maid Marian. And YES, that would make the situation plausible…

EXCEPT!

This is MEDIEVAL ENGLAND and they are ROYALTY and that kinda stuff wouldn’t fly even IF King Richard is the King.

WHAT I’M SAYING IS…

DISNEY ARE COWARDS FOR NOT HAVING A BIG LIONESS LADY DATE A TINY FOX MAN AND WE WERE ROBBED!


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1 year ago

I keep talking about how gay I am but I don't have any statistics to back it up, I'm just hoping that if I keep talking about how gay I am eventually something will happen, I've been manifesting falling in love for the past 5 years

1 year ago
Post Corrections/clarifications Are My Favorite Genre Of Humor: A Compilation
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1 year ago
Yall Better Be Just As Outraged About This As You Were About Notre Dame

yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame


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1 year ago

in internet posts it is easy to cut them out of your life. they are hurting you! they aren't listening to you!

they held your hair back. they lent you lipstick. they held your hand at the train station and got you home safe. they rounded on your bully, got loud, said get fucked, spitting-mad in your defense.

they also cut the hair off again. told you that you should really think twice before wearing something like that. took you for granted. took your insecurities and threw them in your face again.

you know logically it should be easy. all the internet advice comments always read it will feel better. like an equation - if a person is rotten, you just remove them. you pull the tooth that's hurting.

but it was never a big flare-up moment. you don't live in a sitcom. they never tried to take your boyfriend or steal from your apartment. they showed up to birthdays and they wrote songs about you and bring you water without you asking. once you found out they carry an emergency inhaler for you, even though you haven't had an asthma attack in years - just in case.

where is the line? people fuck up. sometimes they fuck up badly. sometimes people have raw personalities, like a powerline, and being around them is dangerous. addicting. sometimes they can't help themselves, but you know they're trying. sometimes they are just rough-around-the-edges. sometimes they don't even realize how they sounded when they said that. sometimes it's just - you've both loved each other for so long now, the way this thing hurts goes back to the root.

and that's the fucked up part. you have pushed your fingers against the sweetheart of memory. things these days are electric, tense, harrowing. they didn't used to be. there were a lot of good days in there. sometimes you want to just close your eyes and say can this be over yet? do we still need to be fighting?

doing that would give up any chance you get of getting an apology, but you don't always know that you need an apology, you love them. once they flaked on your birthday party. once they told you to get over it, people are always dying. they also let you crash on their couch for a week after the breakup, handfeeding you when you were so sad you couldn't eat. they are also judgmental about everything, occasionally react to banal statements with an attitude that is weird and fiery. they also love you like a lighthouse sometimes, so strong they cut the storm like lightning.

but the problem is that you might be storm. you might be the thing that needs breaking. what if you are two forces who are desperately, horribly drawn to each other, shaped by the other person's passions, and both good for each other and bad in equal measure.

what if you're both just people, and you're no saint neither.

just cut them off! swallowing the saltwater, you catch yourself in the mirror. you've been shaking more than usual. there's an ache in you that is oblique, loud, impossible to soothe. is this what it looks like? when life is "easier"?

your mouth will always have a hole, is the thing, if you remove the tooth.


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1 year ago

What a year this week has been.

1 year ago

Damn we got 2024 tomorrow

damn we got 2022 tomorrow

1 year ago
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode
Today Marks 30 Years Of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's An Appreciation Post Featuring Some More Episode

Today marks 30 years of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's an appreciation post featuring some more episode artwork I've made over the past few years.


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1 year ago

Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united


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1 year ago

And speaking of Sophia Tolstoy, her diaries are just so depressing. 

“I am to gratify his pleasure and nurse his child, I am a piece of household furniture, I am a woman. I try to suppress all human feelings. When the machine is working properly it heats the milk, knits a blanket, makes little requests and bustles about trying not to think […].“

She wrote this when she was 19, one year into her marriage to Leo and as she was pregnant with the first of his 13 children.

A few years later, when she was 25 or so:

“I am so often alone with my thoughts that the need to write in my diary comes quite naturally … Now I am well again and not pregnant—it terrifies me how often I have been in that condition. He said that for him being young meant “I can achieve anything”. For me […] reason tells me that there is nothing I either want or can do beyond nursing, eating, drinking, sleeping, and loving and caring for my husband and babies, all of which I know is happiness of a kind, but why do I feel so woeful all the time, and weep as I did yesterday? I am writing this now with the pleasantly exciting sense that nobody will ever read it, so I can be quite frank with myself […].“

During her 12th pregnancy she wrote about taking scalding baths and jumping from high pieces of furniture to try and miscarry.  And at one point while reading her husband’s diary (which he told her to read) she found the sentence “There is no such thing as love, only the physical need for intercourse and the practical need for a life companion.” In her own diary she wrote “They ebb and flow like waves, these times when I realise how lonely I am and want only to cry…”

A few years before her husband’s death, she published a cycle of prose poems titled “Groans”, under the pseudonym “A Tired Woman”.

1 year ago
Every Time I See Women Commenting Shit Like "whyyy Did Women Have To Fight For Our Right To Education

every time i see women commenting shit like "whyyy did women have to fight for our right to education i have to do homework now 🙄" i think of these little girls, i think of my grandmas with 6th grade education that wanted nothing more than to continue their academic path, of little girls in my own country that can't go to school due to sexist parents and politics and it makes me see red


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1 year ago

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

1 year ago

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person


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1 year ago

Forgive yourself for what you didn’t do today. Love yourself for what you managed to get done. Give yourself permission to try again later, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year. You don’t have to do it all now. You just need to forgive yourself and try again. You’ll get it done, someday. ❤


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1 year ago

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it