Dick: *stretching* Damn I Almost Fell And Now My Back Hurts

Dick: *stretching* Damn I almost fell and now my back hurts

Tim: Alfred has some medicine for that

Dick: Nah I'm all good

Jason: To be fair you are old

Dick: What... I'm not old

Jason: Yes you are

Tim: I mean I hurt my back a few days ago

Damian: Tt, figures you would

Tim: Don't act tough, haven't you ever hurt your back in battle? It messes with your spine if hurt too much you know

Damian: I wouldn't know

Tim: *scoffs* Cause you're invincible? Or a supreme being in comparison to us lowlifes?

Damian: No, my spine is metal so I wouldn't know cause my original spine is no longer attached to my nervous system

Tim & Jason:

Damian: What?

Tim: WHAT THE HELL I THOUGHT LOSING A SPLEEN WAS BAD

Jason: YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

Damian: I assumed everyone knew? I was shot by the Flamingo in the spine and was paralyzed until Grayson took me to mother and she replaced my spine with a metal one, but it was simply a ploy to control me and try to kill Grayson

Tim: ...

Jason: ...

Dick: *sweats*

Jason: YOU DIDN'T THINK TO MENTION THIS DICKHEAD

Don’t you just hate it when you discover something interesting so you take to google, who is useless, so now you just have a picture of what you assume to be slug guts, but you can’t confirm anything because the diagrams from google are outdated and it’s not like you can just contact a limacologist to ask them to identify what is happening in your picture of a slug you accidentally stepped on whilst barefoot at 11pm last year

hello neil! i was curious about one particular line in s2. when crowley’s talking to that woman and he’s leading her outside and she says something along the lines of “you’re a nice lad” and crowley responds “i’m not either” was that intended to be about his gender identity? thanks!

He's not nice. He's a demon/fallen angel not a male human. He's not a young male human. He's not (young) or (male) or (human) or (nice).

I’m crying bc there isn’t any yet I need my fix of fics plsss 😭😭

Y'all better expect the artful dodger fanfiction when i finish the season

The way there's 315 fics that are tagged with Tim's Missing Spleen yet ONLY 10 about Damian's Metal Spine. Yeah let's talk about creepy Ra's al Ghul and his weird obsession with Tim, who stole his spleen but ignore Damian getting shot by Jason and getting a metal spine from Talia that could possibly effect him later on in his life.

Hozier once said “To hold me like water, or Christ, hold me like a knife” and he was talking about jegulus, specifically in Crimson Rivers