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Is It Possible We Could Get More Swerve I Like The Way You Write Him. He's Just So Adorable, Maybe Him

Is it possible we could get more swerve I like the way you write him. He's just so adorable, maybe him with a bubbly s/o that really loves him , that when there done working they skip all the way to his bar while chanting " on my way to see my husband"

It would really mean a lot to me please

If you want

hii thank you, that means quite a lot :) I’m obsessed with swerve again so I just had to write this up. Let me know of any spelling mistakes

SWERVE X BUBBLY! S/O

Swerve is so obsessed, especially knowing you’re basically as enthusiastic as he is? He’s practically twirling in place

If he ever hears you call him your husband he will actually malfunction. Full on pass out. After he wakes up you guys are officially married. He’s kissing you all over your face and rambling sweet nicknames in between

Swerve gets so happy when you visit him at the bar and stay a while, he’d be more than happy to have you as his lovely helper around here. Unfortunately you have ‘work’ to attend to most of the day…sigh

But no matter! You’re both the sweetest couple on the ship if you keep that up. Everyday you two treat each other like it’s the moment you realized when you loved each other. To be fair, Swerve DOES fall for you more every day

You both compliment eachother so well

If he knows your little antics he’ll for sure mimic you. On his way to see you but another bot stops him? “Sorry man, I’m busy. On my way to see my spouse now. Aren’t they just the best?”

It takes him a bit to realize you really do love him a lot and mean all your compliments :( mans is so used to not being heard he messes up so much when he’s talking and you’re just intently listening.

He definitely has the time memorized and is counting down the seconds for when you usually come visit him

If you give him a bunch of kisses on his cutey faceplate he will heat up so bad.

“You’re too good for me, Y/N. I don’t deserve yo-“

Y/N placing their hands on either side of his face. “Shush. I love you.”

Swerve quickly nodding and practically melting into a puddle. “Y-yeah yeah, okay. Love you too sweetheart.”

Oh and you both call each other the most sickening sweetest nicknames in the universe

In public and private. Get a room

No shame whatsoever, you adore eachother too much

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I literally love your works, hope you have been doing good

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AAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH MUTUAL!!

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We will be hearing your excuse later in courts so better lawyer up-

WAIT OFFICER THERE HAD BEEN A MISTAKE! I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT! AND I HAVE PROOVES THAT I NEVER LEFT MY HOUSE FOR THE PAST WEEK! HERE LET ME GET MY PROVES!

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1 year ago

Organicfacer

So we call ourselves monsterfucker and robotfucker and what not but how would this happen if transformers were real?

So I wrote this little blurb. This could be for any continuity I think. Send me requests and I’ll see what I can do. Also tell me if ya want to be tagged.

this was inspired by @robot-horde

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So the Cybertronian and human relations were going as well as they could.

Although there were some protests from humans and a few problems here and there everything went as well as it could. It was recently released that Cybertronians could freely explore earth and whatnot if they did not cause destruction…however there was something the government failed to mention and the bots under all circumstances didn’t expect.

Humans will try to fuck anything that they can.

This led to very…. Interesting revelations. No one knows exactly the bot and human that started everything although many have their money on Hot Rod.

Whoever it was it happened like this. A lonely human sick of their species decided to take a chance and a bots curiosity was burning bright which led to the human confirming that they were a robot fucker and the bot realizing that he could probably never fully go back to hard metal digits.

Thus the term “Organicfragger/organicfacer” was coined on one of the many Cybertronian group chats.

Apparently with the widespread public discovery that the two species genitalia was compatible came many expected and unexpected events.

A human/bot relationship flag

Sites dedicated to Human/bot erotica

Cheesy inaccurate romance novels by Cybertronian and humans alike

Facebooks moms complaining only to do a 180 and always be looking for a bot s/o

Men being mad that femme bots don’t want them.

Memes

TV shows

Cybertronians and humans who only date each other for clout.

The car washing businesses skyrocketing.

So in other words it would be nothing short of sexy chaos


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