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GENSHIN SAGAU MEMES PART 6

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Sagau memes for ending the year. ✨

Finally... THE TABLES HAVE TURNED *INSERT EVIL LAUGHTER*

TWST Incorrect quotes#302 Nap Buddies

Leona: Okay, truth or dare? Yuu: Truth! Leona: How many hours have you slept this week? Yuu: Yuu: ...Dare! Leona: Go to bed Yuu: I don't like this game

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Rugg: Ey Leona time to-*Comes in Leona's room but is shushed by an angry giant cat to keep quiet*

Leona*Has Yuu on top of him, arms on their waist as his chest is Cushing their cheek*...

Yuu*Sleeping peacefully and nuzzling into him*

Leona"Wake them...I dare you-"

....Its the other way around...big cat cant move when their human uses him as a nap pillow...he can't MOVE-

DELUSIONAL

Yandere!Neige LeBlanche x Gender Neutral reader

WARNING:Delusions,kidnapping,drvgging,usage of aphrodisiacs,mentioned Stockholm syndrome

`Oh my dear,I've seen the way you've been looking at me when you think I don't notice.`

Its been a while since you mysteriously disappeared.

The last person you were seen with before your disappearance was the internet sensation,Neige LeBlanche.But everybody believed he was too kind and innocent to do such thing.They thought he was too sweet to even think of harming one of his closest friends at all.

They sure thought wrong.

It was a peaceful long night,you agreed to meet up with him in one of his favorite restaurants.Today was your anniversary,...of being friends for about seven years.

It was...nice.

Everyone around you greeted you with a smile and a friendly expression.The food was great.And Neige was very happy.He seemed a bit too happy but you shook it off,thinking he was probably just joyful of how smooth everything was going.Not a single slip up at all.It was perfect.

When you both left the building and went to the parking lot to head in the car,he fumbled with the car keys.But you two got into the car not even a minute later.

He asked you a few questions while turning on the car.At first,the questions were normal.What did you think?did you like it there?wanna go again sometimes?

But as time went by,his questions were starting to get a bit....questionable.

''Hey,You love me right?.."

You turned your head to look at him,to see he was already looking at you.Flashing him a gentle small smile,you chuckled lowly.If someone were to look directly in your eyes and focus,it would be quite obvious you were starting to get nervous.

"Of course,A-As a friend.."

Cursing yourself out in your head,a small bead of sweat rolled down your neck.Luckily,it was too small and you were too far for it to be noticed by Neige.

He nodded understandingly at your answer.He started driving away from the restaurant and got on the main road.Turning on the air humidifier before doing so,although the wind coming out of the humidifier smelled...different you didn't mind it,,much.

"Did you enjoy your drink?"

Remembering that you two had one or two glasses of red wine,and that you had to use the restroom while the waiter left,finished pouring both glasses.

Your drink did taste a bit more...funky.But it was alcohol,and you didn't drink much alcohol so you wouldn't know the difference.Instead of being suspicious or careful at all,you chugged down the wine as if it was your last drink.

"It was good.''

He seemed rather pleased with the response.

Your vision started to blur,rubbing your eyes and yawning.

Continuing to ask you more questions which got stranger every time you answered him.He was your friend for a really long time,these questions didn't bother you at all!Okay,maybe some did stick out but it wasn't really THAT weird..

"Can you answer this honestly,would you..date me?"

That.That was the question that made your eyes widen,looking at him and blinking your eyes multiple times to assure you weren't dreaming,his eyes were focused on the road ahead,but you could see the clear intensity in his eyes.

"Oh- uhm...You're an amazing and great guy...maybe I would.."

To be honest,you kind of did liked Neige at some points of your life.And you probably would have taken any chance to date him..but now,your feelings for him arn't as strong anymore.Part of you still liked him,part of you doesn't anymore.

He didn't reply though,blankly staring ahead.He didnt seem mad or happy,at all.

You looked out the window,raising an eyebrow when the view completely changed.From the houses at the sides of the roads,to...multiple random tress and other wildlife.

You really don't remember much of what happened then,all you did recall was Neige claiming to take a short cut then getting dizzy and passing out.

Before you even knew it,you were locked inside an isolated room with fancy interior design.

It was completely unfamiliar.

Banging onto the locked door,screaming just to be heard by no one.

It was when he walked into the room as calm as ever.

You asked him,begged him,pleaded with him.Feeling betrayed and confused when he shook his head as no.

"Oh [___]-san,don't you get it?you belong here.Here with me!this is your new home now!"

Snapping at him,you slapped him across the face looking more pissed than ever.

"Are you crazy?!what the hell did you put in my food last night..?!"

He just chuckled oh so innocently.You grabbed his shoulders and shook his furiously.He giggled and replied with something that made your heart drop.

"Silly,I didn't put anything in your food...although,I may have accidentally slipped a few sleeping pills in your drink..ehe.."

With one of your eyes twitching,you shoved him away and backed away.He stood up and slowly went towards you.Backing you up into a wall.

God your head hurted so damn much.

So many events happened in the small span of a few days.

Apparently,your oh so innocent sweet best friend of seven years kidnapped you and is constantly drugging your food and drinks.You can't even eat anything without being anxious if its poisoned or not.

Neige,to be dead honest,wasnt as bad.

It sounds crazy but he was still his loving,caring old self.A bit more affectionate and maybe even deranged but he was more touchy.

You lived with him,although you're never allowed to leave or interact with anyone else,he fed you and spoiled you rotten.

You wanted to slap yourself for thinking of such things.He's your captor!he's holding you captive.You shouldn't be getting Stockholm syndrome so early..

But you couldn't help but let your gaze travel over to him every time you were in the same room.

He loves cooking you food and buying you your favorite snacks,you don't trust the food because its often laced with aphrodisiacs.

Don't even make me list all the times he drugged you into a state of heat and uncontrollable urges.

You hated it.He was crazy.The old Neige you loved and knew was gone.The man currently in front of you was insane.No Neige you know is insane.

You wanted to thrash out at him,jump at him and attack him.But you didn't wanna get on his bad side.

Your thoughts of just ripping him to shreds were interrupted when he looked at you with a smile,giggling to himself.

Asking him what's so funny,he started to laugh.You were confused and a bit concerned.Has he lost all senses of morality and became even more insane?

"Don't act stupid now.."

Furrowing your brows as he wiped away a fake tear.

"what the hell do you mean?"

Voice obviously dead and annoyed,you glarred dagers into his soul.

"Oh my dear,I've seen the way you look at me when you think I don't notice.."

Although if it were a normal,sane person,they would know the looks you give him were full of dread at hatred.To him,it was filled with love and admiration.

You were more than sure that he was delusional now.

First,he kidnaps you and expects you to love him back immediately when he abducted you of your home.

Second,He drugs you and gaslights you,thinking you'd still 'love and want' him no matter what happens and what he does.

And now this?is he living life with some kind of lovey dovey filter?

Whatever insane delusions he has in his head,he needs to stop.

You've told him how much you hated him.How much you despised him.How much he disgusted you and that you want him dead.

But it was like he goes completely deaf whenever you even try to tell him you hate him.

He's so delusional to the point he just molds and shifts reality into a version he prefers and would believe that version more than reality itself.

He's convinced you would just stop faking your hatred towards him,give in and finally show your love for him if he tried hard enough.And you can't convince him otherwise.

Because,you are his beloved [princess/prince] that will submit to him,right?

You NEED a knight in shining armour,and that can always be him.

At this point,you can say no to him.

Because like I said,he believes in his little delusions more than reality.He'll believe you didn't say anything he doesn't like.Just play along for your sake and safety.Don't want your knight in shining armour to show his true colors,right?

MISSION FAILED SUCCESSFULLY LMAOOOOOOOO

Imagine Thoma finding out the little crush, he’d probably laugh, I mean he’s got to be used to hearing stuff like that. Right? No way people don’t whisper about how cute and kind he is when he walks down the street lol. & If it really broke the kid Kamisato’s heart just IMAGINE how nice he’d be. He’d sit them down and just explain why they shouldn’t get heartbroken and how in many years they’ll find someone who makes them forget about all their silly crushes ☹️☹️☹️ if I had to get rejected by anyone I’d choose Thoma

Imagine young!Kamisato!reader developing their first cutesy little crush on him.

note: HNNNG ANON BECAUSE I JUST KNOW Thoma is the type parents are pushing their of-age kids to, he's everyone's dream son-in-law, he's the type little girls crush over in whispers and little boys look up to him and nosy housewives would compare their husbands to him and and-

based on this post

He probably did something nice and simple, like offered them candy or helped them clean up a mess before they could get scolded and reader just falls for him 😖

Thoma is the slightest bit oblivious but when Ayato notices the blushy look on his sibling's face, he's in panic because NO NOT HIS LITTLE SIBLING HAVING THEIR FIRST CRUSH NOOO you're like 6-10 years old or something.

It was fine at first: first crushes fade away real quick when you're at that age anyway but now you're constantly following Thoma, peeking around from corners to look at him clean the house. Thoma's the only one who really plays with you, he helps you with your studies and gives you head pats and everyone else is just so busy.

Thoma does laugh when he finds out, pushes it aside as a childhood thing, feels flattered about the situation. He won't address it but he'll take it as a teaching opportunity! Your future crushes should know how to treat you right, so he'll only do the best for you.

Ayaka finds it cute and sweet too! She might even tease you about it.

Everything really was fine until you started running up to Ayato, asking if he brought Thoma with him and Ayato is just like?? 😀 he's been so busy working day and night for his two younger siblings and this is what he comes home to.

Why are you looking for the pyro maid no no look at big brother instead 🥺

So Ayato's grabbing onto Thoma and telling him how he HAS TO EXPLAIN TO YOU why your little crush won't work out. It's unfortunate that big brother has to orchestrate your first heartbreak, but don't worry! Once you realize how unworthy Thoma is, big brother will come comfort you instead muahahahah (or so, that's how Ayato thought it would turn out)

Back to your ask but YOURE SO RIGHT, IF I EVER WANT SOMEONE TO BE MY FIRST REJECTION IT WOULD BE THOMA.

Thoma would be so nice and sweet, takes you out for icecream or dango milk first (something that doesn't happen a lot, you're always stuck guarded in the estate!) and brings you to a cool spot with Taromaru and other strays.

He sits you down to tell you how you're an amazing person with so much potential 🥺💖 Thoma talks to you about how you're still young and you've got the whole world to see, carefully threads around your trauma of losing your parents early, depending on your big siblings, etc etc. Might bring up the status difference to help support why you should give up on him.

He ends it by saying things like how you'll grow up to be a great Kamisato. It feels more of a praise-dump that a rejection, really, so you're not even crying.

Probably makes you fall harder for him tbh :D but you understand a bit more about love now and you go back to the estate.

Ayato's there with a gloating face like 😏😤 "I knew all along he doesn't deserve you-"

but you go like "I'm going to work hard and grow up to be a great Kamisato and offer an arranged marriage with Thoma!"

Ayato proceeds to drop his boba once again.

Dang I wish I could write as good as this 😭

Congrats on 2k followers! Could you please do some general yandere neige headcanons?

Thank you!!!

I´ve actually done some general yandere neige headcanons before but I´ll see if more comes to mind ^^

Kind of went wild in all directions I guess but I hope you like it!!

Likes and reblogs are appreciated!

gn reader

tw yandere, obsession, stalking, delusion

More Yandere! Neige headcanons

Yandere Neige is a worshipper that desperately wants to please his darling. He´s a very hard worker that always tries his best and so there is no doubt that he would do anything he can make his darling like him

In his mind, you are the very definition of a perfect being so it is only right that he puts in the work to one day be on equal terms with you. Sure, one might say that he is in a much more influental position as a famous and well-loved celebrity but Neige himself doesn´t think that that could ever be enough to measure up to you

What good are millions of adoring fans if you don´t look at him the same way he looks at you? He's just so obsessively in love with you and it's pretty obvious to anyone that has eyes

He's always trailing after you like a lost puppy begging for affection and can you really refuse him when he's being so sweet to you? Always sweeping in to help you with something you were struggling with, it's like he has a sixth sense or something!

Neige is actually just stalking you and happened to be watching you through the doorway when he noticed that you were having difficulties with a task. What better way to show you that he's worthy of being with you? Look, he can be useful to you!

He wants to look at you all the time so Neige really feels like he has no other choice than to secretly follow you if you refused his offer to spend some time together

He's so enraptured with the idea of you being in a fairy-tale romance together that he can't handle staying away from you for so long

You say you need some space and free time but Neige can't live without you! So please don't be too mad if you happen to catch him one day, okay? It was all out of love for you!

Loves taking pictures of you when he's stalking you and then prints all of them out when he's in the comforts of his room. He's bought an album where he can safekeep all of your precious shared memories in these photos

Lots of couples have scrapbooks like this and so Neige hopes he can surprise you with what he has already put together when you two finally start dating

"Look y/n, this photo was back when we had our first date in that one café you love so much! You were sitting there at your table, looking so cute as you ate the sweets you ordered! I was sitting a bit far away so I couldn't get a very good angle but the smile on your face almost took my breath away!"

"Sadly you didn't turn to look in my direction even once but that must have been because you felt shy. You probably felt it would be too awkward to walk through the entire café to get to my table that was in the far back, but that's okay! I shot more than enough photos of our romantic coffee date so we will always remember this precious memory "

"There's still plenty more I can show you that you probably won't remember because you couldn't see me but you must have secretly known I was there by the unbreakable bond we share. You kept looking behind you, how cute!"

Neige genuinely doesn't see anything wrong with this and doesn't understand how anyone could see his behavior as creepy, he's way too deep in his delusions by now

This is just what a good boyfriend and future husband should do; making sure that all of your wonderful memories are kept safe for all eternity

Also even before you get together? Neige is already kind of convinced that the two of you are dating and that you're just trying to keep it a secret because you fear the backlash from your classmates for dating a student from RSA and from his fans and he understands, truly!

It's sad that things have to be this way but soon enough you can be true to yourself and finally wrap your arms around him and you can do even more couple-y activities. Maybe this time you can even do them without several meters of distance between the both of you!

I feel like Neige would low-key vague you on his social media? Liek suddenly the day you two meet at the VDC his followers see an influx of posts where he expresses his admiration for an unknown stranger and he just keeps talking about them all the time. How he wonders what they're doing right now and that he hopes he can see them again soon

There are days where he will literally spam his profile about how wonderful and kind you are and how he wishes to hold you and be with you and kiss you and marry you and-

Yeah his management steps in and puts a stop to all that pretty soon because wow okay that's kind of creepy and also don't post that kind of thing on your official social media profile where all of your fans can read it?? And don't post random photos where you can see the shape of an obscured person in the background with something like "they're so cute again <3"??? Like literally stop

Neige literally almost causes a huge scandal and he's just sad that he can't tell the entire world how amazing you are and how much he loves you any more

Guess he'll just have to tell you in person sometime soon

When you get this, reply with five things that make you happy and send this to the last ten people in your notifications.

Good day( or week, or month, or year, or decade or eternity, I don't know (°.°;))!

Hmmm... 5 things that make me happy... maybe:

Pre-teen storybooks

My favorite games

x reader fluff of said games

Digital art

Lore. Lore. Lore. (Theories too, but that would exceed the limit...)

(I would add my family, especially my Dad, but they're people, not objects/items)